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Have you been living under a rock for the past two months? No? OK, are you a member of the BDP? No? Good. So you’re not Bruce Wayne then?

In that case, you can’t have failed to notice the controversy, derision and downright unpleasantness that surrounds the current* UKPP PP - a certain King William The Great. And you’ve probably spotted that virtually everyone** is referring to him as Ajay Bruno - a notorious and reviled bad guy from the past.

This must be making eLife tough for Ajay King William King WillJay. He’s just crashed to a humiliating defeat in the recent CP election, his party has split into Free UKPP and Vichy UKPP, and everywhere he turns articles and feed shouts pour scorn upon his legitimacy.

Tough break.

And so, in the spirit of fairness, fraternity and eRep brotherly goodwill, it’s time to redress the balance somewhat, with the launch of the Ajay Fan Club.



The Ajay what?
The Ajay Fan Club. It’s a club. Of Ajay’s fans. Fan Club.

But why?
Didn’t you read the stuff above? Ajay has undergone a torrent of abuse since rearing his heads a couple of months ago. Despite the mountains of so-called evidence cast against him, and all the vicious gossip - like “Hey! That guy King William is exactly like that old nutter Ajay Bruno” and “he told me who his previous accounts were - he’s Ajay!” - King William has categorically denied*** the accusations. So that’s that then - he’s innocent and the naysayers should back off.

Fair enough. Can I join?
Yes. Yes you can.

But why should I join?
You mean other than the warm glow of fraternal solidarity you’ll get from doing so? Well, for the payment of a small monthly fee**** Ajay himself will write a monthly newsletter***** for all fan club members. And you’ll get a badge. Probably.



Cool. I’m sold. How do I join?
Easy! Just PM King William The Great (i.e. Ajay himself) with the message “I love you and want to join your fan club. Where should I send the money?” Ajay will look after the rest.

Once you're in, you'll get your very special Fan Club membership number. Post your number in the comments below to show your support! Wear your badge with pride! Most of all, show Ajay just how much the "vast, silent majority" he keeps referring to love him. Do your duty!




small print
* until the next party election, at least
** except Bruce Wayne and Ajay’s … ahem … “sidekick” CHAPP1E
*** probably
**** for god’s sake don’t actually send any money
***** this is unconfirmed