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Ajay Bruno is a Pinko Commie

Day 608, 17:40 • Published in USA USA

• by Mark Valshannar

Ajay Bruno is a pinko commie, as shown by his "rainbow" avatar for the so called "Conservative Victory" that he changed to an eagle and flag. However this picture of it still exists, copy and paste it into your URL.

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c42/Hunic/AjayBrunoisaPinkoCommie.png

As a pinko commie myself I know the signs of one. This is just the latest in many signs. Rainbows and all the other signs that can not be mentioned mean that Ajay Bruno is a class 5 liberal communist sent here by the Archangel Lenin himself. He will save us from the evil mattoze, who pretends to be a liberal by having Ronald Reagan as his avatar.

After the Great Ajay Bruno defeats Matozze he will turn his attention to Emerick the Puppy slayer. The battle will be quick as Emerick is no match for the Great Ajay Bruno. The puppies will be saved.

Then the greatest battle. Scrabman, the god of Evil , will send his earthly minion Harrison Richardson to battle the Great Ajay Bruno. Scrabman will merge with Richardson and become pure 1337 ebil. They will come close to harming the Bruno, but the Great AJAY BRUNO will use his RAINBOW BLASTS to seperate them. Then we will battle them seperately and defeat them.

Bruno will then ascend to the Presidency and crush the evil PEACE and usher in a reign of happiness and love ( for every white heterosexual christian male).

HAIL AJAY BRUNO
HAIL AJAY BRUNO
HAIL AJAY BRUNO

Disclaimer: This article is for the freakin lulz. Don't be offended by it people

Comments

Chocolate McSkittles Day 608, 17:43

THE TRUE PATH SHALL BE FOUND ONLY IN:

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Canaan Russell Day 608, 17:44

lol

Mark Valshannar Day 608, 17:44

I am glad you have seen the light Chocolate McSkittles.

Civilizor Day 608, 17:48

Archangel Lenin?

Woxan Day 608, 17:50

VOTAT

Fredrick Engels Day 608, 18:00

I saw this one coming.

Sheriff Creamson Day 608, 18:24

"the Great AJAY BRUNO will use his RAINBOW BLASTS"

Voted and subscribed.

Enoch Root Day 608, 19:10

Pure Win

PigInZen Day 608, 20:15

"As a pinko commie myself I know the signs of one." LULZ...

Anyone else see the incredible irony in Ajay Bruno PTO'ing the RAINBOW PARTY for freaking crying out loud?

Ajay Bruno Day 608, 21:06

PTOing? Hekter voluntarily turned over the reigns to me. How is that PTOing?

stancel Day 609, 00:40

But wasn't the Rainbow Party a far-left party? Why would they turn it over to someone who wants to make it a far-right party? Unless they went all blah and just didn't care who it went to.

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