Ah so the truth comes out

Day 835, 18:48 • Published in Denmark Sweden • by Grev Per

Recently the Danish government released an interview with its cabinet members in an obvious attempt to show that they aren't an illegitimate government by introducing everyone to the nation for the first time. (10 days after the last election.) Of course it's been largely ignored by anyone Danish as they've been a little late, and a little awful at giving themselves good PR. Of course perhaps thats because we all just believe everything we see on TV, instead of what they tell us to believe.

First let's start where the interview starts, with Vuk, who tells us this interesting story of how he came to eDenmark.

" ..became president after months of such attempts. We won in the elections due to a lot of effort, and I would like to use the opportunity to thank everyone once again for their time and effort.
I had absolutely no idea state guiding was so much work and fun put together.
Responsibility is present, yet it still looks so interesting.
I had no past experience, but so far I believe I was good enough to be called president. If not, you won't have to wait long for me to leave my position...(smile)"

Interesting that he uses the word 'attempts', in the first line. Since so far this has been exactly what the legitimate Danish government has been calling his PTO 'attempts' so far. It really has been months of attempting to PTO one of the smallest nations in the eWorld. Good job! However I don't think you're good enough to be called president, so I'm hoping I won't have to wait long. 🙂 Unfortunately with a PTO majority in congress, it'll be kinda pointless to run any opposing candidate who they won't impeach. (Ah, democracy PTO style.)

On a side note Vuk goes on to say:

I will step down probably as the most controversial president of eDenmark so far

Unfortunately it's not controversial when the entire native population agrees you're a cheating swindler. 🙂 That just makes you infamous (this is the bad version of famous or well-known.)

Also, wasn't Vuk the name of a character in I Kina Spiser De Hunde, and Gamle Mænd i Nye Biler?
Det håber jeg da.

Now on to Nero, who was the next person interviewed.

He starts off with an awesome quote:

developed socialist parties around the world - Romania, South Africa, Denmark which I am developing right now.

Meaning, he failed to gain a legitimate majority in Romania and South Africa, so he came to an even smaller nation and recruited the help of a PTO-squad in order to establish his socialist wet-dream society. Wow, in the eWorld you can have a socialist revolution where no one supports you but your foreign allies. Oh wait...

He also used the word 'collaborated' later on, about himself with his eSerbian allies. That was awesome.

Later on in the interviews they also mentioned they have a minister for PTO'ing, and that's Peppu who describes his job as:

My job is to make sure the right people are accepted as citizens and to make sure we win elections 66% everytime or more.

Anyways I can't talk much more about that article as I stopped reading it right around there. If you don't understand why I encourage you to go and look at it. Its really long, really boring, and full of broken English. I don't know why people don't understand how useless google translator is.

Anyways I just thought I'd bring up these quotes here because if you read between the lines, it's pretty transparent how they are describing their cynical decision to PTO a small nation.