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AG's office to COBRA: We are Coming for You

27 Day 578, 10:19 Canada
*the following is a joint message from the Office of the Attorney General, CSIS, and MoD*

Id like to start by announcing to everyone who may claim otherwise, that COBRA IS a terrorist organization, and Augustus Baldwin is nothing less then a terrorist and a traitor to his country.
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I urge all citizens of Canada to please remain calm in the event of these threats.</strong>

The CSIS is investigating COBRA and we are getting closer and closer to finding their secrets. In addition, the most sensitive information is being kept off of the now compromised forums, and only the highest ranking officials are being given access. The CAF is on alert and the Attorney General is working to compile evidence for a criminal case against COBRA and Augustus Baldwin.

Make no mistake, ANYONE who is linked to COBRA WILL be prosecuted under the Anti-Terrorism laws and if convicted, will face a maximum punishment of COMPLETE removal of citizenship

Anyone with information is encouraged to contact Thordan or Volsung, of the CSIS.. Anyone who is a part of COBRA and wishes to provide info to the CSIS may do so and receive a lenient sentence for assisting the investigation.

The Canadian government and Canadian people will NOT stand for terrorism. Augustus Baldwin WILL pay for his actions.

Long live Canada and Long live Freedom!

Attorney General Scorpius

 
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Yonsil
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Yonsil Day 578, 10:25

your mom is fu**ing retarded Boris A

 
COBRA Organization
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COBRA Organization Day 578, 10:31

LOL so in other words the government can't trust cabinet, can't trust Congress, can't trust the military, can't trust the Supreme Court, has not been able to find a SINGLE COBRA agent and is so desperate that it is willing to cut deals with terrorists in exchange for some kind of headway?

LOL excellent work

 
Plato Reduxit
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Plato Reduxit Day 578, 10:32

COBRA = Elmer Fudd of terrorists. They'll end up blowing their own foot off trying to get that wascally wabbit. They're like the People Front of Judea (or was the Judean Peoples Front?)...many plans...little action.

 
Scorpius
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Scorpius Day 578, 10:33

haha AB your bluffing and its ridiculous. we know how much leverage you have and we are gathering info on you as we speak

 
BelatedDeath
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BelatedDeath Day 578, 10:48

im just surprised that no All Your Base jokes have come up yet...

 
Scorpius
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Scorpius Day 578, 10:53

i actually made a All Your Party joke about bruck a while back i will link you in PM lol

 
The Bank of Europe
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The Bank of Europe Day 578, 10:54

Cool roleplay bro

 
Tamas Dzsudzsak
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Tamas Dzsudzsak Day 578, 11:01

Kick them all out.

 
Stephen Zhukov
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Stephen Zhukov Day 578, 11:03

Fire Augustus from his public sector job!

 
COBRA Organization
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COBRA Organization Day 578, 12:11

Why Scorpius, if we are bluffing then why is the government purging cabinet to try and smoke us out? LOL just for the LULZ?

 
Ayeshan Dakseus
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Ayeshan Dakseus Day 578, 13:59

Honestly, AB, whose idea was it to waste a life on you?

 
Br0adside
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Br0adside Day 579, 04:29

This dude needs a life. Or maybe even a chick. How sad is it that you are trying to bring down a virtual government on a game. Your depressing dude.

 
Alex_1210
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Alex_1210 Day 579, 07:16

lol,get a life man

 
Isy
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Isy Day 579, 07:42

hey Cobra ORG ever heard that song ?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ITZBBV8Syg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ITZBBV8S[..]8Syg</a>


 
Alex_1210
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Alex_1210 Day 579, 09:00

lol nice song

 
Joe Smith VI
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Joe Smith VI Day 579, 12:07

We have anti-terrorism laws?

 
Northern Industries
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Northern Industries Day 579, 12:54

lol, so NOW we can completely revoke citizenship? Maybe I didn't read enough articles, but I seem to recall the federal position being in opposition to the legality of such an action.
Not that I'm saying they shouldn't--This is killer-cool roleplay and AB is totally bad-ass, but there have got to be consequences...that's what makes it bad-ass :p

@Plato lol, right on man

 
Mr. Slaughter
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Mr. Slaughter Day 579, 15:13

Canada ftw, Cobra ftl. Hell yes.

 
Scorpius
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Scorpius Day 579, 17:20

Northern Industries- the congress/pres doesnt have power to revoke citizenship, but the court just got granted that power in an amendment

 
PimpDollaz
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PimpDollaz Day 579, 17:30

so, you're just waiting for COBRA to actually do something before you ask the court to get rid of them, then?

 
Cypher Rahl
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Cypher Rahl Day 579, 18:34

I call on all canadian companies to FIRE any and all member of COBRA from thy're public sector jobs!

 
Cypher Rahl
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Cypher Rahl Day 579, 18:36

I call on all canadian companies to FIRE any and all member of COBRA from thy're public sector jobs!

 
Joe Wood
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Joe Wood Day 580, 03:29

I call on all canadian companies to FIRE any and all member of COBRA from thy're public sector jobs!

the problem is that cobra members arn't walking around going "im in cobra, kill me lulz"

thats why we arn't getting rid of them yet either pimpdollaz. we don't really know who 'them' is.

 
marcchelala
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marcchelala Day 580, 07:08

CSIS is coming for you too.

 
bourque25
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bourque25 Day 580, 09:19

-"Anyone who is a part of COBRA and wishes to provide info to the CSIS may do so and receive a lenient sentence for assisting the investigation."

- Honestly you will not get a word out of any of them like this...
From what I have seen COBRA is just a bunch of greedy people who formed together to get more money. So by offering to be "leneient" on anyone with info that will rat on other members, you wont get anything. This isn't a RL cop interagation so that type of thing wont work, they aren't going to roll over on eachother when there is no threat against doing otherwise. Especially if they will still end up getting punished...

 
PimpDollaz
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PimpDollaz Day 580, 12:10

we know who some of them are. they are an official party, just go to the political parties page

 
Scorpius
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Scorpius Day 580, 13:30

ugh for the last time, the members of the actual party are mostly leftover inactives from CHAOS