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In one of the most predicable moves in modern history, Press Director NickSentowski has returned to the helm of The Funyun, eUSA's Finest News Source.

"I consider this to be one of my greatest accomplishments," stated Sentowski. "It's been well over six years since anyone's heard a peep from me."

Claiming boredom with the political system in the United States of America, he decided to turn his attention back to his homeland of eFlorida. "The aging population of eFort Meyers couldn't care any less about Wild Owl serving another term, they want to hear witty jokes about his use of non-words such as 'airstriked' and 'bros'."

Never one to brag, Sentowski noticed a spark of inspiration, "One night, I'm sitting at home and just start writing, you know, just writing... And every word I write is ten times funner than the one that came before it. That's when I knew, that I owed it to my eNation to return to writing."

Although his two previously published articles received a total of 235 votes, Sentowski's publication only has 3 subscribers as press time, "I'm confident that once people start to read me, they will all agree with the fact that I am the funniest press director in all of eUSA, and a darn humble one at that too."