Addressing the Capital

Day 1,403, 19:19 • Published in USA USA • by PencilPal

Hello and welcome to a personal message from your man behind the desk, PencilPal.


Aren't I adorable?

Earlier today, I was given my assigned territory to run in by the Libertarian Party. I rejected it. The Libs being the great people they are, they listened when I asked for Washington DC. Why? Quite simply, this is my city as much as it is yours. I grew up with the same tang of disappointment at the Redskins' latest failure that you did. I ride the same METRO you do. I see the cherry blossoms and the hell-ish commutes and live in the WORST driving city in the world. And I love it.


My city's flag

And so I'd like to use my city as a jumping point to help my country. I'm an eager prospective congressman, and I sincerely want to help bring this eNation into a stronger age. I know the eUnited States has the ability to do more than she does now, and I want to be a part of that. But I know I'll never be a part of it if you don't want me to so I ask you, on bended knee, please vote PencilPal on the 25th. I'm the best man for the job, and won't take "no" for an answer.


The Lincoln Memorial


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