Accountant Wanted

Day 625, 15:00 Published in USA USA by Rex Object

The overworked staff of the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) needs your help. Keeping tabs on the nation's funds is a massive task, and, quite frankly, numbers scare me. Thankfully, it's not my job, but as a Congressman, it is my responsibility to ensure that US' purse strings are in the hands of competent and trustworthy citizens. One Eye certainly fits that description, but he is only one person. In these unique times, with money being requested, approved and spent and an insane rate, it is more important than ever that more than one set of eyes are on the piggy bank.

Thus, any patriotic CPAs (or just competent number-crunchers) are encouraged to volunteer to keep an eye on the nation's books. Interested applicants should contact me or any Senator, or One Eye directly.