Above all, an average eIsraeli

Day 694, 12:45 • Published in Israel Israel • by Charles Nimitz

I'd like to take this oppurtinity to announce my intent to run for re-election for Party President.

Nearly 3 months ago, as I watched my home of New Jersey being taken over by PEACE GC forces, I would never have imagined what would happen over the next few months.

I fled to Florida, as did every active eAmerican citizen. What I encountered was job shortages, rising costs, and disarray. I knew it was time to leave...To search for a new home.

My ideal home was always eIsrael. Small, close-knit, and lacking a left-wing party. I admit it...I came here with aspirations to become a leader here. What I realized is that this country did not just need a left-wing party, it needed a party willing to CHANGE Israel. So I put all my gold together, and bought enough gold to create a political party in Israel...The Israeli Progressive Party.

Things grew slowly at first, but I always had hope that this party would rise to glory. After a month or so, we had gained 15 members, and we were ready for our first congressional elections. 3 IPP members were elected into congress;Sam Krakower, Acesolid, and Myself. We knew we had something. 10 days later, our party decided to support Cj will win as president of eIsrael. I was then named Minister of Immigration under Cj will win. I retained my spot as Party President, became a Sgt. in the IDF, and ran for president of Israel, where I received over 30 votes.

I am currently the Party President of the UZSP, a congressman, a Lieutenant in the IDF(where I lead 3 squads), and the Minister of Education.

I will stop here. I lack the articulacy that has made Hyman so popular in the UZSP as a Presidential Candidate. I would like to point out that articulacy DOES NOT result in better leadership. Strength in character, and a love for one's country, and for one's comrades does. I believe that, my dear friends, is where hyman can not match me.

Thank you comrades! I promised you the UZSP would carry Israel to glory, even if it means bearing this load on our shoulders. I will continue to work towards this, whether I retain my post, or not.

-Charles Nimitz
*Place extensive experience here*
-Above all, an average eIsraeli.