About the Military Super-Alliance

Day 968, 23:06 • Published in Serbia Hungary • by montaigne

Dear readers,


Recently Bogdan_L wrote an article about a planned military super-alliance. Similar ideas were popping out time by time in the last few months, and it never happened anything serious, just pure debates.
This time it may also happen, that some pacifist intellectuals, who stood too much out in the sunshine came up with some crazy theory, nothing else.

But why not try to consider it 50% serious 50% fun? OK, first of all, who should be part of the alliance?



And according to Bogdan_L the coat of arms "could be something like this":


At first I lollled as hard as I could and I imagined the Romanian army fighting under the Hungarian (Monarchy time) coat of arms. That rocks, baby 🙂 OK, I admit, he wrote "something like this", but still, I was laughing with tears.

Unspokenly, but the alliance would have one aim: to erase the United States.
I must say: this is a Sacred Aim and worth looking into the details.

If we consider this super-alliance as a real objective, than I would have some issues, even worries:

-There are some countries, which are left out, but they would never be considered (accepted) as military targets: Slovenia, Bulgaria, Turkey, Germany, UK, Indonesia respectively Greece, China, Scadinavians (you name it).
-Given the aim of the alliance, I bet there would be some countries helping voluntarily: Russia, Turkey, Iran, Latin America, Indonesia.
-Given the fact, that most of IRL money comes from eUSA, I bet the admins would defend them to their last breath, I mean to their last headless chicken, to their last bug, to their last DDOS attack, frozen F5, you name it.

Some issues, that I spotted out in the Alliance Foundation Document (real or not, does not matter)

1.1. The member states of the Superalliance are: Croatia, Hungary, Poland, Romania, Serbia,
and Spain. They are all equal in the alliance chain of command.

Here are 4 EDEN vs 2 Phx countries. As a military force looks to be sort of balanced, but as voting rights it is not. One solution: HUN+SRB has 2 votes.

A tiny sentence...
4. The member states are obliged to return any original regions of a fellow member state.

Let me see, who does have occupied territors. Ah...poor Serbia lost Eastern Serbia to Romania. Wow...Serbia will have a great benefit!
What else? Let me see...ah, yes, Croatia!
Returning territories to Croatia. Hm...that's tricky. A net benefit for Croatia, but a net loss for HUN+SRB+SLO. Just for fun some ideas of compensation:
a.The Croatian military orders must be written with ciryllic letters as well. From now and forever.
b. Croatian elite forces must wear "I love Slovenia" avatars.
c. Croatian trolls may spam only the Croatian newspapers with comments like "EPIC FAIL" (regardless of what is going on in the world) and with a Hungarian translation "ELKÚRTUK".

Another issue:
7. Anything else that is not covered in the treaty will be handled by a principle of fairness,
brotherhood and good sense.
What do you mean by "fairness", "brotherhood", "good sense"?

And a last one:
8. USA can never join this alliance in any way.
Please add France to USA!

I assume the alliance would function as a "project" and it will exist as long as USA exisits...after the bloody job is done I think everybody goes home and have fun with the traditional wars.

I hope you liked it

montaigne