A Wild Nicholas Ryan has Appeared!

Day 1,287, 13:23 • Published in USA USA • by Dio Soryu

Hello, America.

My name is Nicholas Ryan and I'm running for President of the eUnited States.

You may not know me, but I've got 12 Billion dollars, here, that says you'll vote for me regardless.

Nicholas Ryan:
Strength
Leadership
Vision

Oh! And I almost forgot. I've taken every drug known to man.
And not just orally.
Just gettin' that out there. o/

(Paid for by The People That Gave Nicholas Ryan 12 Billion Dollars)

These are the colors I dream in, America.

That being said, I had meant to get my announcement out sooner, but I've been waiting on a special something. As it turns out, the Post Office is closed on Memorial Day. A vote for me is a vote for planning and preparation!

So, expect something that's every bit as special as I think you are very soon.

Until then, know that I am running for the Presidency, I am as serious as I have ever been and that my platform is 'Forget this game' It was something else before, but Plato seems to have developed an allergy to vulgarity used in very special circumstance.

I love you, America.
And I'll see you again soon.



Send me any questions, I love answering.
If you're bored, talk to me on IRC.
I love to talk and have plenty of time.