A wild Fruit.txt appeared

Day 1,372, 04:44 • Published in Japan Japan • by Fruitcommando

Hello dear readers, after the loss of 120 org subscribers I have lost all inspiration to write, because let's face it folks - I am only doing this for massive profits. Due to my depression over my subscriber loss, I have not written any articles believing I would not meet the standards of Fruit.txt articles. Over these past few weeks, I have done some soul searching and found that Fruit.txt has literally no standards and I need to get back to my roots of writing shitty articles and spamming the media with them to gain subscribers. Never fear friends, Fruit.txt will be opening back up soon (thanks to investors whom are not getting any of their money back because I am going to make lots of cash and report nothing).

I thank all of you for subscribing and in turn, being a number in which I could profit off of.

anyways, this was not the only reason I write this article; I AM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS! It's no secret I will obviously get in, but I will accept all votes and just remember that I am an unofficial loli candidate, so it means I am good.

Campaign Motto: A vote for me is a vote against Communism, Judaism, The Balkans, Slavs, Muslims, non-best coast Americans, Nowe, Rebels, Taiwanese, Chinese, Indians(native and other), Singaporeans, Irish, Swedes, Benelux, Swiss, Turks, Africans, Brazilian Hue Hue tribes, Canadians, Yonsils, Ecka, Lolis, Shinsengumi, Lyuline and Botnet INC, Squibeel's presidential aspiration and finally, Quality writing.

Until next time,
Das Kaiser FructeKommandante IV