A warning to e-Israel & e-Egypt from "Otyat" the Duck

Day 1,737, 02:31 Published in Saudi Arabia Israel by otyat
WHO IS Otyat,

Well hello there, my name is Otyat the bravest “Duck Fighter” in all of e-Saudi Arabia if I say so myself. I was e-born in Saudi back a few weeks ago in the Eastern Province of the KSA, life was good and simple, a bit of farming, a bit of exercise, fire a few bullets into the air for a bit of target practice and collect the Gold 😉 , like I said e-life was good.






ISRAEL ATTACK THE KINGOM OF SAUDI ARABIA

Then it happened, one night I fall asleep under the bright stars of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, next morning I wake up under the control of the Star of David and Israel………….What the feck!!!!…………I slept through a whole bloody war ………..Not only that I learn in the “Hebrew News”, that Israel attacked with 47 bloody allies (…playing it a bit safe there I must say…) , compared to KSA’s “two” Allies who happened to be on Summer Holiday Camp anyway.


Otyat the RESISTANCE FIGHTER

Next thing I know, I am in the middle of a “Resistance campaign”, which I could tell you, was full of glory and action and it was …………just not for the us. Well after all of this I felt pretty “plucked” (to be polite)


EGYPT ATTACK THE KINGDOM

To make matters worse, I am having a glass of “Club Orange” discussing my Arabic background with one of the online players only to find out that Egypt had also invaded part of the KSA, Tabuk …………..Well smother me with a pillow, even our own Arab “brothers & sisters”, have come to pillage and take from our glorious e-kingdom, ………that’s it I have had enough of this carry on...........It's time to make a stand.


A WARNING TO e-ISRAEL & e-EGYPT FROM the Duck “Otyat”

e-ISRAEL & e-EGYPT you have ruffled Otyat the Duck feathers much too much with all these invasions of our beloved Kingdom of Saudi Arabia. My “resistance strength” is growing and my new message is simple……….


”e-Israel & e-Egypt get the feck out of the Kingdom or the Pussy gets it”




You have been warned

Signed,

Otyat (The Duck…….who also happens to be fierce / brave and a very nasty type of duck 😎)