A warm cup of coffee with Mr. Morriseau
Lord Halifax
After one exciting situation in eNorway I traveled to Vestlandet to see a good friend of mine and a rare politician of the European North...A North Sea was not a huge barrier to cross and I hope it was worth of something. It will justify my modest contribution for international relations.
When I arrived to the airport...
Questions were direct and will be understandable:
1) How do you feel after winning the CP elections and defeating Mr.de Ruyter?
"I feel ecstatic. Its great to know other people feel the same way I do or I wouldn't have won!"
2) You called Mr.de Ruyter "a dictator". Why?
(It could be said that people believe to his ideas)
"Simply because he is one. He plays this game for very different reasons. He tries to say "its best for Norway" but don't be fooled. He merely seeks to become a forever Emperor again like he was in the Netherlands. I mean who really reigns for six months straight and has the audacity to say that the job isn't done yet!?"
3) "A dictatorship" seriously affected on Norwegian home affairs? If yes,do you have some thesis to regenerate it?
"It hasn't been able to set in as bad as it did in the Netherlands yet which is why Im hopeful it can be stopped. He has been the CP three times out of the last four months and of course was trying to win his fourth this month. Keep in mind he has only been here since last April (9 months) and already feels this entitled. For 33% of his time here he has already been the CP. When this is beginning we all know what he is up to. Covering his tracks "I really wish someone else will run next term" haha. Its a joke. He doesn't take our democracy seriously and he never will because it has the ability to take his throne away from him."
4) War with Italy will last for a long time?
"Well it has been going on for some time already (no fault not he previous administration.) Italy has bought some old accounts and there are some kids there with big visas who have made it very difficult for us with to win with the amount of COs they have put on battles. I mean who puts 250k on a battle for a Norwegian region.
The war will continue but I see its end in the near future. Asgard HQ is working on new developments and I look forward to the great Meatball Extermination."
5) Do you still defend your testimony about Asgard from a few months ago :
"Asgard has a very defined foreign policy with strict guidelines. We operate as one unit and together we have accomplished more than any alliance our size has managed to do."
"I agree 100% with that statement. We operate as one. Even as we speak Norway has waged a NE battle on Italy, Sweden launched and NE on Italy and they are RWing Gotaland. As for the last statement it is the complete truth. No alliance our size has done what we have. We have went to war with countries far more powerful than us and have come out victorious. I would go as far as to say in terms of size we have accomplished more than any other alliance out there. No we haven't taken over the world like some alliances have, but we were three (now two) small nations who have waged wars against empires, stopped alliances in their tracks and have even stopped AS's by nations 10 times our size."
6) Mr.Garmr wishes to improve talks with Norway. Nothing will stay on our way?
"In my campaign I also called for talks with the Netherlands. I am on good terms with Garmr so I hope our governments can work more closely on this. Of course we need the Netherlands to be able to start to shift sides if we are to truly go far (now that Poland is gone you are free!) but if not I am still prepared to work with the Dutch administration on a regional basis."
7) What's your opinion about eNl generally? Dutch citizens were exploited by powers like Poland is (even it was our "ally") and now Hungary. What do we need for our moral courage right now?
"I admire the Netherlands. Lots of people call you a Polish puppet but the Netherlands faced a perma wipe. The population was dropping like flies unable to keep new babies interested. It is sad but it was basically an eRepublik version of a genocide. Now that Poland is gone you have a great opportunity ahead of you. You haven't been in this kind of situation in a very long time. Hungary is Norway's good friend and ally so we cannot say much there but I will say this:
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If only one remembers to turn on the light."
- Don't forget who your old friends once were. It is them you need to reach out to now, they who are able to reach out and help you but you must be willing to make the necessary changes.
- Thank you for this interview it was a pleasure. I want to wish you all the very best with your situation."
There's nothing else to add except a huge "Thank you" to Norwegian official who accepted to help me above all responsibilities that he has right now!
Thank you for reading,
Lord Halifax
Comments
Nice article o/
Great article, glad to see Norway is seeing van Spijck's true nature 🙂
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If only one remembers to turn on the light."
LOL me and a friend of mine always say that in class, even the movements Dumbledore is making in that scene 😛
Just ignore what I just have written, I had to say it 😛
But truly, a very great article!
Voted, nice interview. 🙂 I personally would be happy to see better relations between eNorway and eNL and improved regional cooperation as well.
PS I'm glad that eNorway is no longer under MdR's tyranny.
Voted and endorsed! Nice article!
voted!
Vote, I wish Mr.de Ruyter would come to eBE.
😕
votado!
it's good news the spijck dicatorship/pto was stopped in norway. but be carefull there might be some new "nephews and nieces" soon 😉
true 😉
Very readable article my old friend Lord Halifax.Keep going on.o7
Good luck to you and eNorway!
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Good read!
Voted for Josh and i also think that eNL and eNorway must seek for a way to strengthen their relations if that possible. We have common borders and i bet we can have common ideas for a cooperational acts.
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Voted, subbed, endorsed! Nice one Hali 😛
Thank you Agi 😃
sorry forgot to endorse 😃D