A-W-P in Ken-tuc-ky

Day 1,280, 17:30 • Published in USA USA • by ManThigh

Hello People of Kentucky,
My name is ManThigh and I wish to be your next representative in the eUS Congress.
First, let me give you some background info:

-I've been playing this game for over 2 years, and I've seen it all. If you need some help or are interested in getting involved, but don't know where to look, I can get it for you, or at least point you in the right direction.

-I'm the C.O. of the SEAL Team 6 Training Division. ST6 is one of the oldest and strongest militia groups in the eUS, having existed continuously since October 2009. Leadership changes are not taken lightly, as CO’s are primarily responsible for the continued success of our organization. My promotion to the individual in charge of selection and development of new members into smart and precise fighters shows I have the capacity to enhance the effectiveness of of any organization which I am a member.

-I’ve been in congress before, so I know how to get things done. After my first two terms in congress, which were back in December 2010 and January 2011, I took a break from congress because my RL became too busy, to the point where I knew I wouldn’t be able to give my congressional duties the full attention they deserved. Rest assured, I will make sure this congress serves it’s people to the fullest extent.

If elected, I would primarily be concerned with reorganizing the way in which some of our government programs work. Game mechanics, average salaries, and currency values have changed drastically over the last few months, and congress has been slow to react. My first concern would be streamlining our primary retention tools, the programs that hand out free stuff to new players. There are also currently 2 programs, ~bewbs4newbs~ and Meals on Wheels, which do the same job of handing out food to new players. ~bewbs4newbs~ is a very successful, while Meals on Wheels has been made irrelevant by recent game changes. What I envision is focusing this program on getting more weapons in the hands of our 2-clickers, so that "Hell on Wheels" will increase their damage output as well as serve to push new citizens toward joining the USAF or any of our militias. Our resource bonuses have America out producing almost every other country in the eWorld, it’s time we started spreading that wealth around.


If you enjoy war...

...vote AWP in Kentucky



P.S.
Thanks to Colin Lantrip for allowing me to run, and for being the inspiration for the images above.
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Also, Clemens65 is an assbag.