A Summary of the Presidential Candidates

Day 409, 23:14 Published in Thailand USA by Korbin King

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I think our candidates can be summed up in a few short sentences:

Antonio Salgado
He thinks that taxes should be used to regulate the market and the economy. He also "believes" that eThailand can grow as a Welfare state. He thinks that employees and GM's should not suffer tax penalties in order to manipulate the labor pool, but admits that it may be necessary to do so if they remain uncooperative. He also thinks that our treasury in it's current state is sufficient to maintain existing government programs, new government programs and low taxes.

Guy Kilmore
He thinks that government should be limited to Defense and Hospitals as much as possible. He promotes privately subsidized trade agreements that will save taxpayer money. He is opposed to government-run companies in industries that are already thriving in the private sector. He has a tax plan that will keep the wealth of our country in the hands of our citizens and businesses.

ViusSolaris
Who? What? Where?


We all need to decide what kind of country we want to live in. Do we want to live in a house-of-cards Welfare state, or do we want to live in a free market economy? I choose freedom. I'm voting for Guy Kilmore.

Korbin