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A Strange Endorsement
Well, this is where I break my neck and commit political suicide, but, hey, I'm ready to do it for my ideals. And my current ideals, my current state of mind, are concerning the two men who are running for Prime Minister of Australia. And I guess I have to choose one.
And the one I choose, the one which will metaphorically kill me and isolate me from my Communist comrades, but the one that I'm proud I'm supporting, even though he's not on my side of politics, is the great but disputable, criminal-mastermind, best capitalist ever, you guessed it, Calibur.
Why? I'd release why, but then I'd be killed by socialists. Basically, I think Calibur is, surprisingly, more ready to spend money than his opponent. I joined the ADSP originally because I thought it would be ready to spend the loads of money we have sitting in our National Bank, but it never happened. Calibur is ready to refund the army and even pay them weekly. Who else is going to do that? Not the ADSP, for some reason. They never have.
Yes, I know it's against my party and some of my ideals, but I think that, out of the two candidates, calibur is going to carry out more of my ideals, even if it's only one or two. Not Aussie Vegeta.
So, I, Senator Mouj, member of the Australian Communist Party, hereby officially endorse Calibur as my choice for Australian Prime Minister.
Vote Calibur!
Mouj
And the one I choose, the one which will metaphorically kill me and isolate me from my Communist comrades, but the one that I'm proud I'm supporting, even though he's not on my side of politics, is the great but disputable, criminal-mastermind, best capitalist ever, you guessed it, Calibur.
Why? I'd release why, but then I'd be killed by socialists. Basically, I think Calibur is, surprisingly, more ready to spend money than his opponent. I joined the ADSP originally because I thought it would be ready to spend the loads of money we have sitting in our National Bank, but it never happened. Calibur is ready to refund the army and even pay them weekly. Who else is going to do that? Not the ADSP, for some reason. They never have.
Yes, I know it's against my party and some of my ideals, but I think that, out of the two candidates, calibur is going to carry out more of my ideals, even if it's only one or two. Not Aussie Vegeta.
So, I, Senator Mouj, member of the Australian Communist Party, hereby officially endorse Calibur as my choice for Australian Prime Minister.
Vote Calibur!
Mouj
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Thank you Mouj. This truly is an honor for me.
wow. he is going to waste money paying an army to do what they already do. I am in the army > i will get paid > i vote for calibur?
Paying the army is ridiculous. the reason we have money sitting in our national bank is because we have this small region called WA that we need to somehow buy off indonesia.. If you want to look at that company list you will see in the excess of 250 companies there to buy.
We have already been told spending money on the military would send us broke within weeks. Not the best way to plan for the future.
I agree with Tim and Pred here. The reason we have gold in the treasury isnt just to lavish needlessly. Our Military is alrdy funded well.
@ Br0adside
Agree'd
VOTE CALIBUR FOR CHANGE
I agree. No offense to the dropbears and Koalas, but we already pay the army enough.
Mouj, seems your endorsement may actually be benefiting AV...
I would imagine having a good reserve of money in your bank would be a good thing, no?
Not taken Timeo im sure all us Military nubs know that wages arent needed.
I think WA is more important than funding the army...but everybody has priorities, and some may want to see more progress internally
@MadMaximus: Then it was my plan all along! Ha ha ha! No, seriously. No.