A Strange Endorsement

Day 589, 16:10 Published in Australia Australia by Mouj

Well, this is where I break my neck and commit political suicide, but, hey, I'm ready to do it for my ideals. And my current ideals, my current state of mind, are concerning the two men who are running for Prime Minister of Australia. And I guess I have to choose one.

And the one I choose, the one which will metaphorically kill me and isolate me from my Communist comrades, but the one that I'm proud I'm supporting, even though he's not on my side of politics, is the great but disputable, criminal-mastermind, best capitalist ever, you guessed it, Calibur.

Why? I'd release why, but then I'd be killed by socialists. Basically, I think Calibur is, surprisingly, more ready to spend money than his opponent. I joined the ADSP originally because I thought it would be ready to spend the loads of money we have sitting in our National Bank, but it never happened. Calibur is ready to refund the army and even pay them weekly. Who else is going to do that? Not the ADSP, for some reason. They never have.

Yes, I know it's against my party and some of my ideals, but I think that, out of the two candidates, calibur is going to carry out more of my ideals, even if it's only one or two. Not Aussie Vegeta.

So, I, Senator Mouj, member of the Australian Communist Party, hereby officially endorse Calibur as my choice for Australian Prime Minister.

Vote Calibur!
Mouj