A small announcement...
Day 1,105, 11:36
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by PigInZen
Josh Frost for POTUS, PiZ for VPOTUS!
Josh Frost has allowed me to take the spotlight and tell the eUSA that he's running for POTUS and I am his running mate.
EDIT: We've asked Athanaric to be our Chief of Staff and he's so excited his erection will last for days. Looking forward to this, halfling!
We've cooked up a few slogans. I'll let the rabble decide the best. Vote in the comments:
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Because leaving EDEN once wasn't enough.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: No, Frost isn't Dead
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Frost gets on once a month.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: You probably don't even remember us or know us.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Because who cares who runs with Frost? You know you'll vote this shit anyway.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: In your heart you know they're old.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: No older oldsnorks.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: We remember when your mom played.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Secretly your father.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: We knew HR as Franco.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: We both sexed Claire Littleton.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Because the VP doesn't do anything anyway...
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You know you want this more than ever.
Love it
Oh you.
for srs?
Are there little Clairepigz running around?
Not yet, SGGHays, but as soon as I get on the Lib Primary there will be!
Robert Loggia for POTUS: I remember when Frost/PiZ didn't even exist.
lol
I was in both these guys' cabinets. And maybe pants as well
Yay! ^____^
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Because Cats and Pigpens Mix Well
btw, I wrote half of those slogans, lol....
Frost/PiZ: Who are you?
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: We'll win, just watch
Already voted.
Interesting
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Dishmcds for POTUS, because I've got all you oldfags beat.
Dish, truer words never spoken.
brb, moving back to US to vote this ticket
wow
I second Dish for POTUS
YEA! It makes me want to drop my PTO citizenship to vote for you!
cool troll bro
Dishmcds for PTO-US?
i can now quit crack.
votado
when i read this, i thought of the song Choclate rain. I guess the repetition though it would be awesome for you 2 to run.
"Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Frost gets on once a month."
lol'd
Oh boy, If this goes. It'll be one hell of an election!
haha, love the slogans
Frost AND PiZ running together? The eUS can not fail.
JF and PIZ. Well, at least you snuck in the kitten photo.
I do want this more than ever.
Guess it wasn't funny..?
Oh well. Voted. ~
When PiZ starts saying he's old is the day I feel even older.
Sorry, been there done that....
If you're old, than what am I?
I'd vote this.
I'd vote this.
lol
seek medical attention for erections lasting more than 4 hours.
Good luck.
omg! ready to vote! and I need a new pair of pants...
bahahaha
i vote for Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Because the VP doesn't do anything anyway
FROST/PIZ
AndyC, Buddha loves you, dude. trolololololo
I'd vote that
I make my own campaign slogan for you.
Frost/PiZ for POTUS: Because they are Harlot Approved.