A serious matter...
Send love to Plato
We have seen cross party relations in the eUK take a dip recently and this has become as serious as it has ever been in my time in eRepublik. Sadly some have been idiotic enough to stoop to resorting to slanderous verbal attacks, trolling, vile remarks without foundation and threats. Slowly but surely the game has become less fun due to the pettiness that has become so aggressive that it borders on a crime against decency...but enough about my PM's to Wayne Kerr and let us talk about another individual who is just as responsible...
Talon Karrde has for too long now flaunted his windows in your faces, how he has glazing of the double variety and there is nothing you can do about it. In many congress discussions he has flaunted this to end debates on such vital issues as proposals to raise the eCold weather payments to our O.A.P players who can be mainly seen in IRC asking people to repeat themselves so you have to type in caps to communicate with them. His vindictiveness doesn't end there and many rumours are circulating that it is Talons posturing over his Safe Styled fitted windows that have made CptChazBeard close his much praised newspaper.
Sadly I have ticketed the admins and the game mechanics do not support any in game action against him, so with IRC and forum support I propose we brick his windows.
NO OTHER PARTY has brought you a direct pledge to hurl a housebrick through talons windows and this is something we are very proud of. We will work tirelessly to run away laughing after the object has penetrated his glazing whilst making sure the eUK benefits directly from this.
We are humble enough to admit that the campaign to brick Talon's windows was first mentioned by Iain Keers and Dan Moir in a late night conversation that was originally based on pulling down Big Ants trousers and running away...but...we at the Independent Alliance will follow through on this pledge.
So join us today and help put an end to Talons glazing.
AND FINALLY
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And while we are on it give these Government articles a read and shout -
MoD news and orders
MoFA on the recent scuffle between Poland and Russia
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my kind of news there
To all those who don't take this srsly...
It's Serious Bzns goddamit!
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Hahahahaha epic!
You do take the PM's too far sometimes Hugh... They hurt my feelings. It's a salmon t-shirt, not pink...
Methinks this isn't the Real Spamicans but the Imaginary Spamicans
True...this is a unique policy that distinguishes you from other parties. o/
Yeah but TUP's dropping concrete slabs from motorway bridges is also one that has us a bit jealous
Good style, excellent quality Hugh!
Great article, I can donate as many bricks as you need
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Oh you love it...and you can't say it hasn't been coming!!!
I, for one, support the bricking of Talon's precious windows.
WRP officially endorses the bricking of Talons windows.
:3.
BRICK HIM LIKE A
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Ass kiss
Yes Big Ant
The truth is out talon is the "you buy one you get one free" man
Also this is a game stop taking it so serious ... Gosh
Ordered one set of Bricks.
I'll join in the fun when I get back from the local motorway bridge...
Grab one for free, there is plenty!
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I've heard he also crushes babies!
Horice ):
When I first read that you were going to brick his windows, I thought you meant to fill them in, not break them. But how do you propose to do either? I need more details.
Strength and Honour