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This n00b responded to my glorious rap so I'll entertain him and then slam him into the ground with this...

I didn't know rapping was an amateur game
But I guess it must be because I just saw your name
Think you can spit lyrics?
Don't make me laugh
Because as soon as I read your 'rap' I was in hysterics
I'm the cream of the crop, you're just chaff
Go sit in the corner at the back of the class!

I must admit, I was too nice on you
Given you false hope, like you have someone here to live up to
You got no skills, must have been stolen by BigAnt
If you had any to steal, that is
MC-CC and DJ Fapzy coming at ya this victory is mine and his

I've had enough of your playing
Like a petulant child, you're always disobeying
But get in line, because this course is free
In the school of eUK raps, being taught by me!

You got some forfeit points? Well look at the rebel!
Thinking I ain't been around as well
Well he's not right
Because I'm so forthright
That I got more FP's than he has braincells!

DJ Fapzy? That's who you wish you could be
You couldn't even win a children's spelling bee!
But I'm a empathetic overlord
I'll give you this one chance
Lay down your keyboard
And go back to the drawing board

ESO's fine, don't worry about us
You should worry about yourself, getting left in the dust
I can't help that 98% of people are wrong
I'm far too honest to just play along
Alpha Papa was a masterpiece
Not like you'd know
A masterpiece to you is a cookie cutter game show!
You know what?
F*ck it, I'm rage quitting this rap
I'd much rather take a nap

I'll be back in a few months guys

-DJ Fapzy