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A rebuttal to unfounded slander from a member of the living impaired.
My opponent in the congressional race in Florida recently published a smear article, aimed at ruining my very good name. Personally, I was very offended by this – why, I spent an entire nanosecond weeping manly tears; that right, I’m so manly I weep biceps.
Now, he made 5 points, two of which are the same; we can see from this that Devoid obviously suffers from some cognitive impairment. As such, I think it is reasonable to assume that he is not fit to lead.
The first, and fifth point made, is that I am British. This is not strictly true; I am English. I have no desire to be lumped in with the drunken Scots, the bestiality loving Welsh, and the Irish of the north. However, with this being world cup season, and me having a lot of supporters, if I were to lose, there is the chance of a riot. Now, America has tens of thousands die a year to gun crime. England has below 100. However, we have about 20,000 deaths per football game. Thats proper football, the one with feet.
We do love a good riot
Also, your women love the accent.
Secondly is the outrageous implication of causality from a correlation. As a scientist, I implore you, the intelligent Floridian, to consider what that means. Thats right. Devoid is in fact incorrect. If he were to be elected, congress would be even worse. The last thing we need is another person who is always wrong. We’re still recovering from the hell of the last one, we don’t want more.
Oh, and on the issue of deportation, I always thought America was a country which tried to deport immigrants and failed miserably? Some states are better than others, but this is a systemic problem, one which I will fix in the next month when you elect me.
I am a proud Dioist, and I have followed the words and actions of the God Emperor devoutly for over 900 days. I have committed my heart and soul to the sand in his name. My religion has no effect on this election, and is instead the rhetoric of the scared liberal who lurks within the badly drawn caricature that is Devoid.
I would respond with a few choice points about Devoid, but I am a man of integrity and honour, so I shall not.
I will instead let the voters of Florida back me up.
Also, devoid is a butt, pass it on.
Now, he made 5 points, two of which are the same; we can see from this that Devoid obviously suffers from some cognitive impairment. As such, I think it is reasonable to assume that he is not fit to lead.
The first, and fifth point made, is that I am British. This is not strictly true; I am English. I have no desire to be lumped in with the drunken Scots, the bestiality loving Welsh, and the Irish of the north. However, with this being world cup season, and me having a lot of supporters, if I were to lose, there is the chance of a riot. Now, America has tens of thousands die a year to gun crime. England has below 100. However, we have about 20,000 deaths per football game. Thats proper football, the one with feet.
We do love a good riot
Also, your women love the accent.
Secondly is the outrageous implication of causality from a correlation. As a scientist, I implore you, the intelligent Floridian, to consider what that means. Thats right. Devoid is in fact incorrect. If he were to be elected, congress would be even worse. The last thing we need is another person who is always wrong. We’re still recovering from the hell of the last one, we don’t want more.
Oh, and on the issue of deportation, I always thought America was a country which tried to deport immigrants and failed miserably? Some states are better than others, but this is a systemic problem, one which I will fix in the next month when you elect me.
I am a proud Dioist, and I have followed the words and actions of the God Emperor devoutly for over 900 days. I have committed my heart and soul to the sand in his name. My religion has no effect on this election, and is instead the rhetoric of the scared liberal who lurks within the badly drawn caricature that is Devoid.
I would respond with a few choice points about Devoid, but I am a man of integrity and honour, so I shall not.
I will instead let the voters of Florida back me up.
Also, devoid is a butt, pass it on.
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he sold his dioist soul for iron =[
you spelled honor and kongress wrong.
his article is wayyy better
indeed
"Now, America has tens of thousands die a year to gun crime. England has below 100. "
how many are bludgeoned and stabbed, mate? but seriously, the accent thing is true.
See the next sentence he wrote for facts about beatings and stabbings.
"I have no desire to be lumped in with the drunken Scots"' yet you bow to your queen (for those of you who do not know, the house of Stewart is Scottish)?
devoid is indeed a butt
Look at this fellow talk all sorts of trash about America. Is this really the kind of guy you want representing one of our greatest states? In the name of Ronnie James Dio, I hope not.
You stole that soccer riot joke from bill hicks you bastard ...but I would vote for you anyway as you steal from the best
Now if only England could field a proper side of 11.
Deviod is a butt
Hey, GF, vote this:
*Grabs Onishi
>> Now if only England could field a proper side of 11.
True this.
I thought Florida seceded under Ajay's reign.
The two of you are like two little brats who point fingers and say, "He did it." Congress is simply a popularity contest, kiss the right ass and your in congress. All those smear articles are just a waste of your time to write and for me to read.
What a patriotic statement
>> I thought Florida seceded under Ajay's reign.
The only state to have an internationally recognised secession is Hawaii, which seceded under the rule of Platonic over 2 years past.
>>Cold Hearted Snake
Lighten up.
vote
Hey you do know why american football is called football right?
When it began kicking a field goal was worth seven touchdowns were worth three, learn the facts britfag.
Ps:I will you teach you them once i can get acroos your landbridge.