A Political Party Which Defies the USWP

Day 469, 19:46 • Published in USA USA • by TheSupernatural

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Thank God Admin for this! How long has America waited for a party that openly says it: The USWP is just the flat out penguin bowling image of a rat's corpse (which I must assume is what the cat Jewitt saved was chasing after).

What party is this?

The Umbrella Reasearch Party

This epically more-random-than-pillow-named party has got it right when it comes to politics. We want what THE PEOPLE WANT. I'd say country first, but I'd be associated with people that actually wanted country first. Then I'd get flamed, and we all know how that turned out(http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo178/TheSupernatural/ERepublik/ForumsBanned.jpg). I've joined the party, and so should you.

In other political news... can I get your autograph Uncle Sam? Taking Mexico's land and using it for Resistance training... more genius than even Nave Saikiliah's Department of Fun, and that's saying a penguin bowling lot.

To conlude this rant (flame me now!), I will disclose that I am working on a secret media project with none other than PrincessMedyPi. Damn, this is a lot fit on to one index card. She is.. oh let me skip merit for a second. She's running for VP of the United States Whores Party, otherwise known as the USWP, done deal, flame me now, blah blah blah.

Let's see how quickly I can lose those Forfeit Points.


-TheSupernatural-