A Patriotic Rallying Article

Day 2,014, 20:44 Published in USA USA by Emerick
MY HANDS YEARN FOR SERVIAN BLOOD. MY BLADE BEGS TO DIG INTO THE BODIES OF SERVIAN SOLDIERS. MY RIFLE IS ACHING TO POINT TO THE HEAD OF MY SERVIAN ENEMIES. MY FOOT REQUIRES A SERVIAN REAR TO KISS.

SERVIA - I AM COMING TO DESTROY YOU

SERVIA - PREPARE TO BECOME INTIMATE WITH MY BULLETS, MY BLADE, MY BUTT

AS IN THE BUTT OF MY RIFLE DON'T BE GROSS

I WILL BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES ON A DAILY BASIS. SERVIA WILL KNOW MY NAME AND THEY WILL QUIVER IN FEAR AT THE MENTION OF IT.

AND THEY WILL KNOW.

THAT NOW AND FOREVER.

EMERICK IS KOSOVO.




I AM AMERICAN
SON OF A ROMANIAN, SERVIAN
SERVIAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT CEVAPCICI?
DO YOU WANT SUTIASH?
PETER I WAS AN HONORABLE GENTLEMAN
FREAKING SERVIA




MADAM PRESIDENT, I PROMISE YOU THAT I SHALL DELIVER PILES OF SERVIAN BODIES TO YOUR DOORSTEP EVERY DAY FOR YOUR PLEASURE

HONORABLE PUBLIUS, MY LEADER IN TOP GUN, I SHALL BRING TO YOU 25 SERVIAN HEADS TO YOU EVERY DAY FOR AS LONG AS OUR MADAM PRESIDENT ALLOWS ME TO MURDER SERVIANS AS PER THE RULES OF WAR

HAIL AMERICA
PRAISE DIO