A new disaster is upon us!
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by Annadome Erraen
Because of the ways war progresses in our little eWorld we attracted attention of the dangerous forces of the eUniverse: eAliens. Actually, they’ve been here all along from the beginning, since the so called eBig Bang.
They’ve been stealing and brainwashing eRepublic eLeaders for years, preparing the eWorld for eInvasion. Yes, PEACE was formed by those brainwashed leaders, and now when they come closer and closer to total domination, the eAliens started to move, waiting for a best chance to show up. I’ve seen their spy ships today myself, in the skies just above the Alabama war torn ground, watching over the battle.
I don’t know about their plans, but it’s obvious that they will steal our national leader and all of his cabinet soon to brainwash, so they will initiate the surrender of the state to the PEACE\eAliens forces. Once the Holy Land will fall to the dirty hands of unearthlings, everything will fall.
So, we have but one choice: to watch closely after party leaders, congress members and president. If something seems to be wrong with them or their decisions it means but one thing: they’ve already been brainwashed by eAlliens and we must act quick to neutralize them.
So,,, Beware and be prepared!
Happy eDoomsday!
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this is truely stupid
whatever substance he's on... I want some too!
Invar: "truely".
Speaking alienish already, are we?
Libertas Foundation, it's a so called eSubstance, I will write about it later 😵
Wow two amazingly retarded articles. You're on a roll.
Cj Will Win, it seems that aliens brainwashed you already, what a pity...
>they’ve already been brainwashed by eAlliens and we must act quick to neutralize them.
Think this counts as treason? I do.😃
Kay , the last one was lulzy , but guy man , wtf mate ? x]
hahaha
good job
Aeroner, yes, this is treason against alien occupants that, as it seems, already got our government. So they'll probably will place me in the ePreason or even expell me from the eCountry for revealing the truth to the public.
congressmen need the power to execute citizens.
Cj Will Win, yeah, I agree with you. We need some ePrisons as well.
Idiotic, and not funny
FelixPrismus, you are too self-critical, don't be so hard on yourself!
Please stop. Your stupidity could rub off on people.
If you want to make a Role Playing Newspaper, that's fine with me. But label it as such, and make it longer so it's a real story.
This is just a glorified effort to troll peace and secret effort to overthrow the govt.
Aeroner, don't worry, every troll that I know was a sprinter, never lasted on a long distances for a long time.
So from now on I will post only classic english poetry.
Okay, the first one wasw lulzy, this one's boring.