A new age, a new perspective, a new name

Day 287, 08:42 • Published in Turkey Israel • by Hufflepuff

Thank you so much.

To all my fellow citizens of this great nation, with profound gratitude and great humility, I accept your selection for presidency of eIsrael.

Let me express my thanks to the historic slate of candidates who accompanied me on this journey, and especially the one who traveled the farthest, a champion for working Israelis, and an inspiration for our future generations, Onrche.


To President Phaedrus who made the last 30 days the case for change as only he can make it...

To the goons, who embodied the spirit of service, and endured much undeserved prejudice

And to the next vice president of the new Israeli empire, Michagan, I thank you.

We meet at one of those defining moments, a moment when our nation is at war with itself, our economy is in turmoil, voting fraud has become so prominent that the world leaders have had to step in, and racism has become more apparent. These are real threats that are threatning the very way of the Israeli life.

Tonight, more Israelis are out of work and more are working harder for less, all the meantime while we are battling hyperinflation. More of you have lost your homes from the Greek/Turk war and we welcome our new brotehrs and sisters. And all in the meanwhile, even more are watching home values skyrocket.

These challenges are not all of government's making. But the failure to respond is a direct result of broken policies and corruption from the past administrations.

So I say to you, the new Israeli empire, we are better than these last 2 months. We are a better country than this.

This country is more decent than one where a child attempts to stuff ballot boxes in an attempt to win an election, and then finds himself under investigation by the world leaders.

We're a better country than one where a political leader prints off billions of currency in an attempt to destroy the economy because the people have demanded change.


We are more compassionate than a government that lets our new greek brothers and sisters sleep on our streets, attempts to starve off our jewish citizens and lets families slide into poverty.


Tonight, tonight, I say to the people of Israel, to Turks, Jews, and Goons across this great lan😛 Enough.

I'm afraid that our time together today is short, but keep subscribed to the media for upcoming speeches on the policies that we can do to better ourselves and our country. And once again, Thank you.