A most troublesome tall tail indeed

Day 3,043, 03:42 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Releasethe Krakken

Once there was a biggish country with a small tail governing it



It was indeed a fat country and had plenty of citizens. The names was charming and a lot of merriment could be heard along the streets of this ancient lands.

Nogin and sweet and even little vik and there was even a real olympic athlete although his name escapes me now.

in time many a traveler learned of this country of famous tails and late night drinking and so more and more visitors came along to its shores and partook in the merriment it offered.



Over time the country grew thinner as the weather grew more hostile. Nobody would go out in version 2 blisters and a few was agrieved by losing their skillz when a sudden wind plucked it from their hands



And when people is captured and cannot escape outside the squibbles started. It went through the country like small ripples but everyone could hear the country shaking on its axis.

And the tail was wagging vigorously now. So vigorously that it swatted the occasional traveller back to their country and even crushed the occasional occupant.

And eventually the tail was brought into check and it wagged happily but in a predetermined direction.

And the country returned to some semblance of normality. It still had its late nights of drinking but not as much merriment.

And then there entered a large sea monster and he charmed the nations with his stories. And over time they grew to not fear him although he did boast about controlling all the elements especially the sea.

And over time the sea monster started to see less men climbing into the warboats and more men gathering at the counceling table to discuss matters of the country.

And over time the voices got louder an even at night one could hear men like Winnie Hopes 4 Sh* trying to bring their voices one octave higher by chanting humbug humbug humbug

and the tail got out of hand the tail did not worry about the body anymore. for the tail managed to fix all problems.

And soon the sea monster joined the tail but by that time the tail was out of control. The tail did not worry about the soldier that went out in ships at morning.

He that craves for fighting will fight they chanted in their loud voices.

And they didnt even notice the ships that stopped at their shore anymore so much did their speeches in parliament matter to them starting from a whimper it would grow octave by octave by octave until it sounded like the loudest horn music. All that was heard then was like a loud buzz and spit was flying all around.

The rest of the assembly would be wiping off the spit and waiting for their turn of course getting notes from the last part from ice drake silver who had 5% hearing.

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They did not bother taking supplies to the supply stores anymore.

he that want to find supplies they hollered at octave 34 will find a way.

They made laws so that they had something to discuss. Because actually discussing the stuff of the body grew tiresome.

they are so needy they spoke in octave 45

And so time passed and soon the ships that went to war and had to supply themselves and had to fight battles with the tail who did much to make their lifes as tough as possible.

The tail even took over ships and kicked of the entire crew mid sea so that it could show how mighty the tail was.

And one day the sea monster had enough and he took the tail and he broke it off from the body over his knees and he set the tail adrift. And at first the tail was going along good it was briskly whipping itself over the waters. But then it found out something without the body the tail had no life in it anymore and as it was slowly sinking into the sea winfred commented in octave 1 oh shite

but the body recovered quickly there was much to do and there was plenty of battles to fight. And the body grew in merriment and numbers ,.

And if you listen from your country with the right kinda ear you can hear the din of laughter and merriment and music and late night drinking as the country grew and grew without the tail.