A Message to the Universe

Day 2,609, 09:28 • Published in USA USA • by vrpanch

Message to the Universe

Greetings all ye readers! I am Col. Greenday4537, DCO of the 101st Division (Or Furry Chubbz Battalion as I call it). And today I’d like to talk about a topic dear to me: family. There’s my blood family, who resides in the same state I live in and then there’s my efamily.

I tend not to stick with many online mmorpgs long. They get boring and repetitive quickly. There’s only one thing that keeps me playing a game and that’s finding a group of like-minded people that I can converse with and make it more fun. I could go on and on about my adventure that lead me here but I wanted to be a part of an extremely active group that kicks names and takes butt (or something along those lines). Here I am, a proud member of the Airborne. We have a great IRC presence, supplies are never lacking, and I never get bored. I’ve gotten to know my fellow Airborne members well and consider them great friends. They mean the world to me.

So now you have a choice. You can go the lone wolf route and get bored of eRepublik quickly. You can join some other group who isn’t as awesome. Or you can join the Airborne, the greatest branch known to man and aliens alike.


Col Greenday4537
DCO of Furry Chubbz Battalion
Airborne

Minimum requirement: 20,000 Strength
Application: Airborne Application
Public IRC channel: #NewRecruits

Funnies

Here are some jokes to end this week’s article on a lighter side.
1. What did one saggy boob say to the other? If we don’t get support soon, people will think we are nuts.

2. I once took a girl to Starbucks because I forgot her name.

3. A man who just turned 105 is getting interviewed by the paper.
Journalist: "So John, congratulations on turning 105, we are writing a story about your everyday life. What is the first thing you do in the morning?"
John: "I take a piss.....oooh I piss so much!"
Journalist: "Okay John, but I can't write that in the paper, what's the second thing you do in the morning?"
John: "I shit, oh boy do I shit!"
Journalist: "John, come on, I can't write that in the paper either, what's the third thing you do in the morning?"
John: "I get up..!"
Journalist: "Thank you"




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