A Message from the Supreme Chancellor......

Day 1,117, 18:02 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten


Today’s Theme Music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrkwgTBrW78

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A Message to My Children
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Greetings my comrades… All is well and we are just 6 days into the revolution!!! A lot has occurred in the past three days that I must keep you informed about. We have won many victories against our Phoenix aggressors (cough…cough… I did over 1 million in damage yesterday…just sayin). Our attacks against the desolate island otherwise known as the United Kingdom have been successful up to this point and we have acquired iron which makes my kitty heart swell with joy. Be on the alert for new and exciting military plans in the near future.



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The Mexican Question
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There are two roads to choose here my children. I will let you hear the options and weigh in with your glorious voices and they will be heard!!! We have two choices in regards to Mexico. Our first option is a full scale invasion resulting in broken piñatas and tacos for everyone. Our second option is less exciting, but probably more sound. The Mexicans want to land swap regions in order to avoid getting wiped. This path is more economically sound and logical…but less fun. 🙁 Tell me what you think… I am a listening dictator!!!!



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PanAm on the Fast Track…..
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Negotiations continue with our Brazilian brothers to the south. Soon we will begin working on a PanAm charter. These are very exciting times for our nation. Soon American military and economic strength will be stimulated by the help of our Brazilian friends. Together we will transform the Western Hemisphere into powerhouse that will assure both ourselves and the Brazilians economic and military protection. The Brazilians have already shipped their first load of models to the eUSA of which I have claimed all….sorry. 🙁



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My Run for Libertarian Party President
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Hey, my libertarian friends!!! Are you tired of losing all the time. I bet you are sick of cereal too. I am running for your Party President. I want to spread Revolutionary concepts to all of you and help you grow into the glorious power that I know you can be. I promise that if elected, you will get to eat steak and shrimp all day. I also assure you that I will not clutter your inbox with fake war reports and “mission orders”. We all know that CRoy is dead, some people just can’t let go of the past though. Vote for me and I will lead you into a bright future.