A Message from the President of the United States.......

Day 1,123, 09:05 • Published in USA Poland • by Battle Kitten


Today's theme music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXnz-64n4t4

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Operation Spring Break….is a GO.
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Yesterday, I began the process of declaring Mexico as a “Natural Enemy” of the United States of America. In a few short hours we will be officially at war with Mexico and I expect every American’s best effort in defeating this menace to the Western Hemisphere. 🙂 The name of this mission is.... Operation Spring Break. As a nation we have to change and so does everyone else around the “world”. For as long as I can remember we have been stuck in the same endless cycle of fighting over the same regions over and over and over. Is there really any wonder why our and the world’s citizen’s have become apathetic and uninterested in the game?



Some of you might think that this war will be easy, but remember often in conflicts there comes surprises you often do not expect. We have enemies and those enemies will look for opportunities to exploit us and attack us while we are occupied. There is the potential for failure here. Ultimately though we need to take a shot, we can’t sit idly by and stagnate or play it safe and wait for opportunities to come to us. This is a small step that that is part of a much larger plan that will unfold over the course of this month and hopefully the months to follow.

The ultimate question is this: What kind of America do you want? Do you want to sit idly by and play a game of ball control for your entire game life or do you want to be aggressive and constantly try to win? This move will not be popular with some and I understand that. I can live with the ramifications of this action whatever the outcome, because I understand something that others do not: THIS IS ONLY A GAME!!! Enjoy it!! Play to win and be prepared to lose. Whatever the outcome…be it good or bad, the sun will rise tomorrow.



As witnessed above, America’s secret weapon that we have been working on for months has already been deployed. Hover Cats loaded with bunker busting bombs will soon be attacking strategic areas around the country of Mexico. Our first priority is to sever all media ties, shortly thereafter we will then secure all vacation spots. God willing, I will not be so inebriated that I will not be able to push the button at critical moments in this game. This adventure has just begun, but there will be more to follow….