A Message from our Commander
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Welcome to the first weekly publication from the Airborne. We will send you interviews with our officers and troops, reports on Airborne and individual soldier activities and other subjects.
We want to begin with a message from our commander, General ChubbZilla.
“Thank you for reading our first article. I want to tell you what you will get if you join us. Most important, you get a generous and flexible combination of Q5 food and Q7 weapons. 10 Q5 food=1 Q7 wep. You can have any combination that equals 18 Q7 weps. You can order a different combination each day, if you want.
“Second, by working in our communes, you will be part of a proudly independent branch. We take no money from the government and manage our own affairs without interference. You can feel pride knowing that your work helps make that possible.
“Third, you will participate in our active community. You can join us for comradely conversation in our private IRC channel. And you can join the entire eUS Military for our nightly mass actions.
“Fourth you can travel the world. We are the mobile branch, always ready to deploy on short notice wherever we are needed.
‘If you want to be part of an active community of well-supplied soldiers, think hard about joining us.
General ChubbZilla.
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Comments
pertamaxxx
Voted and subbed.
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MMM BBQ O7
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chubb chubb chubb... voted HARD!!!
Is this me?
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He's failed to mention the sheep, so I won't mention the sheep.
OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT THE SHEEP?!?!? 😐
Bahhh o7
/me gets the sheep whistle
mmm bbq sheep
/me molests Chubbz
/me slides Chubbz a consolation sheep
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sweet sheep BBQ
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BBQ lamb chops
VOTED what an awesome article!
/me goes to eat a sheep
Mmmm... BBQ'd sheep
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Can we have sheep pie?
pie!