A Little Overview of Switzerland
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by Billy Bob Joe
This is a bit late, but it is here now.
Uncle Sam proposed an embargo with Switzerland, and made an article accompanying it. It was protested by a handful of Americans and some Theocrats (with very bad English).
As such, here is a little info article for you:
Once upon a time, Switzerland was conquered by France and Italy. It remained so until French Toast (which I am sure you all know of), when it was freed. We soon set up a government, and things were going quite well, with our little economy booming.
Then the Theocrats arrived. They arrived the moment the congress elections started, and their candidates appeared a couple minutes previous the elections starting. They won the majority, and proceeded to raise all taxes to 50% and rob our treasury. They spammed our media, they flamed us, and then they called for Dio and the /v/akistanis for help. They won the presidential elections (by 5 votes), and are now screwing up Switzerland even more. Everything is controlled by the Theocrats, and the situation is dire.
Uncle Sam proposed the embargo for good reasons. Firstly, there was a Theocrat company based in Switzerland selling food. Because of their dirty tactics, they were able to undercut all American companies. Uncle Sam realized this, and decided to embargo Switzerland. There were no US companies exporting to Switzerland, and there were no Swiss companies (except the Theocratic companies) exporting to the USA.
Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do to get rid of the Theocrats until the next congress elections, so I am planning to go to India and fight in Indonesian invasion. I hope we can drive out the Theocrats in the next election, so that we still have a chance to rectify the damage the Theocrats have caused.
Also, I suspect some Theocrats will spam this article as they usually do. If you want, you can respond, but it will not penetrate them at all. Their broken English and their logic should keep you giggling for quite a while. In the meantime, vote this article up to prove the USA is not the imperialistic nation.
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omg u r a meen pursin cuz u dunt luv deo and lyk he is t3h beestest leeder EVR!
just kidding.
Good article, thanks for giving Americans an update on how much countries other than America fail. It makes us feel better about ourselves.
I was unaware that a Pastacrat company was undercutting american businesses. Good article as usual
Strong writing, much better than most blather you see. For those of us who are younger than some, these histories are very useful to understanding current politics.
Nice article on what's going on in Switzerland.
I'm a noob, but even I know that Switzerland is not at all like the RW Switzerland.
It was taken over basically by mercenaries who travel around joining wars, because it's fun, and they increase they're experience, and get more and more powerful.
I tracked one this weekend... He started out by issuing an ominous public screed against the US embargo of Switzerland and the Theocrats.
Within the next 24 hours, he then moved to Portugal, where he scored thousands of damage points against us in the battle for the Azores.
Then, he apparently got bored, and moved to Algarve, and started a resistance war there.
Now, he's back in Switzerland, doing whatever it is they do when deciding who to fight next.
We need US citizens to train and fight. There are a lot of travelling mercenaries who are dangerous, and someday they will come at us if they think we are too fat and happy.
when elections come around... good luck!
Good article for the people who aren't up to speed on the goings on across the pond.
Voted.