a litlle joke about our southern friend and us :)

Day 1,173, 15:33 • Published in North Macedonia North Macedonia • by IDioT a.k.a. zRN

A Greek and a Macedonian
> >>
> >> A Greek and a Macedonian are sitting next to each other on a
> >> long flight. The Greek is thinking that Macedonians are so dumb that he
> >> could get over on them easy...So the Greek asks if the Macedonian would
> >> like to play a fun game.
> >>
> >> The Macedonian is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he
> >> politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The Greek persists,
> >> and says that the game is a lot of fun.
> >>
> >> 'I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
> >> you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the
> >> answer, I will pay you $500, he says. This catches the Macedonian's
> >> attention and to keep the Greek quiet, he agrees to play the game.
> >>
> >> The Greek asks the first question.'What's the distance
> >> from The Earth to the Moon?' The Macedonian doesn't say a word, reaches
> >> in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the Greek.
> >>
> >> Now, it's the Macedonian's turn. He asks the Greek,'What
> >> goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?' The Greek
> >> uses his laptop and searches all references he could find on the Net. He
> >> sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
> >>
> >> After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes
> >> up the Macedonian and hands him $500. The Macedonian pockets the $500
> >> and
> >> goes right back to sleep.
> >>
> >> The Greek is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes
> >> the Macedonian up and asks,'Well, so what goes up a hill with three
> >> legs
> >> and comes down with four?'
> >>
> >> The Macedonian reaches in his pocket, hands the Greek $5 and
> >> goes back to sleep.
> >>
> >>
> >> DON'T MESS WITH MACEDONIAN'S.