A letter to Cro from Bg

Day 1,222, 09:38 • Published in Bulgaria Bulgaria • by BulgarinDaSeNaricham

Sistan and Balochistan,
....... Bulgaria.

26th March 2011


Dear Cro,
How are you my dear friend? I heard that you have been infected with some Shumadian influenza but today you begin to feel better and stronger.

You wonder who I am? It's me, Bg. I appeared in this world during the Bulgarian Baby Boom. My home was invaded by many turkeys and Mako- the guy who wears clothes only with red and yellow ventilators. Fortunately, you were there to help me.

According to my teachers from the kindergarten, I am too young to fight and first I have to explore the eWorld. That's why we, the Bulgarian babies, were brought to what was once known as Iran but since last week its name was officially changed to Seran.

While playing with the Persian kittens, yesterday some turkeys suddenly arrived and stole one of our toys. Our older brothers were not there to protect us because they were helping our common friend - Ro. He had problems with a strange steppe intruder. My older brothers said they will chase Hun, the steppe intruder, to Austria and even further if necessary. Indeed, they were spotted at the Adriatic cost this morning and had a good time in contrast to Ser.

Rumours say that we will return home in 2 or 3 days and we'll have a new 'natural toy'. This time in western direction and I'll be closer to you.

By the way, did you hear what has happened to the lovely Ita? My friends say that Mako, who we call Fyro, has been harassing her. Initially, he proposed Ita but she laughed in his face and said she can never date a guy with self-identity problems. Then he became a bit jealous and agressive.

I also heard that those hotties Usa, Bra, Fra and Rusa decided to spend the summer in Warsaw. But a shy guy, named Paul, who was supposed to be there host, became unexpectedly buisy and stopped answering his phone. Nevertheless, they didn't change their plans and will pay him a visit as they promissed him earlier.

As I already told you, some turkeys arrived yesterday. They had disappeared shortly after my arrival and I haven't seen them for almost two months. We believed they were extinct. Maybe our friend Greko has something to do with this?!?

Finally, Cro, I'd like to wish you a nice trip to the East.

P.S.
See you soon,
in Belgrade 😉