A guide to understand Cooke4444 (at least a bit...)

Day 1,807, 08:07 • Published in Belgium Belgium • by Cooke4444
To understand me, you will need to understand all of the people who influenced the most awesome person around. Maybe this will help you in your future actions with or against me.


1. Barney Stinson



The founder of awesomness. No need to explain why he's in this article...


2. Murdoc Niccals



Leader of Gorillaz, Bass player, jailbird, womanizer... Murdoc Nicalls has it all. If you don't know him: search "Gorillaz - Cribs". That will clear things up.


3. Paul Simonon



Living legend. Member of one of the greatest punk-bands ever: "The Clash". Ultimate badass.


4. Usain Bolt



Duh...

(Also: Jamaica!)


5. Monty Python



Where would the madness come from? Here's your answer.


6. Boris Johnson



Mayor of the greatest city in the worl😛 London.
You don't agree with this? Well watch this then: his reaction on the Spice girls at the Olympics:




7. Frankie Boyle



Scottish comedian. Kicks where it hurts...


8. Satan



Take that, religion.


9. Mila Kunis



Because hot, that's why.

(I'm not going to judge on guys who are hot, that's just wrong)