A GLORIOUS KURGAN UPDATE!

Day 1,424, 18:39 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Viktor Kurgan
KURGAN IS RUNNING FOR A PARTY PRESIDENT OF SONS OF EIREANN PARTY!

VOTE FOR KURGAN!


You ask why?

If i win i promise i will play with this party like a spoiled child with toys.


If i win i promise i will use this party only for my own entertainment.


If i win i promise i will use women of this party for my own pleasure


But be warned!
There will be people who will tell you i lie to you....

But i am telling you the truth!

You have to belive me!



Also..if i win i will lead this party to spiritual enlightenment through chaos and gore!


Many prominent people has showed their support to Kurgan


Press also...


even authorities shows interest...(thanks to Dan Breen)....

It turned out it IS against the law when fictional caracter from 1980's movie trolls a historical person.


So VOTE FOR KURGAN as Party President of Sons of Eireann!


And if you join this party just to vote for Kurgan you will get this T-shirt

(T-shirt delivery within a century)

Or help Kurgan's campaign by purchasing this lovely action figures for only 3 million golds..


BUT THERE IS MORE..
Since few days ago Kurgan is an official WARLORD (commander is too gay word) of Irish Citizen Army.
It's only for a short time becuse Kurgan needed an army to fight one of the worst abomination that ever existed.
And his name is Peter Pan!
Kurgan has slayed him and his small demons time ago to revenge the death of his friend Capt. Hook...

BUT THAT EVIL HAS RETURNED AS A ZOMBIE!


The war is brutal...


We had many loses....
i am sorry to inform you but it seems Padraig has been lost in battle even we hope he will somehow survive and return to us.
IrishBhoy was too drunk to fight so no fear there...
Dan Breen is also lost but not in battle...he just got lost somewhere...

But in the end we manage to cream that evil..


And the taste of victory was sweet...


Of course...there are some members of ICA who protested to Kurgan for his takeover but protests are futile since he is insane.


Also, some could ask why ICA and not some other MU...

Well...this is an average condition of commanders of ICA so it was the easiest to take over.



IN THE END AS A WARLORD AND AN OFFICIAL MEMBER OF IRISH CITIZEN ARMY I WOULD LIKE TO OFFER AN OFFICIAL APOLOGY TO STRANGER HIM MYSELF AND LOYEN FOR DIRTY UNFAIR ATTACKS AND INSULTS DONE BY MEMBERS OF MY MILITARY UNIT!

THOSE MEMBERS BROUGHT GREAT SHAME TO ME AS THEIR WARLORD AND ALSO TO IRISH CITIZEN ARMY!


UPDATE:
I MUST INFORM YOU THAT AFTER HEAVY THERAPY AND MEDICAMENTS I OVERCOMED MY IMPEACH SINDROM!
FINALLY I AM FREE FROM THIS MONKEY FINGER THAT WAS FORCING ME TO PRESS THE BUTTON!

PROMOTIONAL KURGAN VIDEO:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYLqrQB28ME

UPDATE:
It seems Padraig and his boyf...Multi Dan Breen are trying to frame Kurgan...again.
This time with multi accounts fraud.
Poor boys...unlike Kurgan they "powers"(if they have any) are limited only to this game...
When my suspension ends i will have so much fun...