A funny oxymoron (My big word of the day!)

Day 688, 17:15 • Published in Canada Canada • by Alexander Keith

Well, time for another article response, this time coming against a call for a liberation attack on Hungarian North American territories.

Admittedly I figured this was coming from one of the Americans that wanted a quick fight fix, but no I was surprised at first to find out that the writer was indeed legendary Hungarian troll Zoli.



Zoli, captured on webcam, looking for some more EDEN articles.

Zoli commented that the USA needed to attack Hungary to restore it's citizen's wellness and support their weapon companies. He also argued that attacking Hungary would be the quickest way to do so, rather than signing an alliance with either Slovakia or Malaysia. However, I'm starting to wonder why Zoli would have posted an article such as this. Now yes, he is notorious for goading anyone who who posts anything against PEACE, but I think there might be an alterior motive here.



Screw that, my spelling's better!

Now, right now, Hungary is currently locked in as a Lithuanian ally during their training wars with Latvia, plus Hungary has been constantly doing resistance wars in Graubunden, one of their ill gotten gains from Switzerland, but that's been costing the Huns over 50 gold a throw. And even if they got 600+ from Russia for their extortion of the North Cacausus, that's going to go down really quickly, so what it looks like Zoli is doing is trying to get the USA to spend their gold for them, because from the sounds of it, the old Hungarian National Bank may be starting to run low?



I believe Geraldo Rivera is heading for Hungary right now

It's also kind of funny how dependent Hungary have become on these battles, their population can't go for a day without a good fight. Russell Crowe would be so proud. That's the oxymoron I mentioned, the head nation of PEACE now desperate for any war it can get. 2 aren't enough. Also, with PEACE now having been run out of Scandinavia by the team work of Norway, Sweden and Finland with some EDEN support, and with no more little countries to conquer or bully that aren't already PEACE "allies," there have been no real exciting battles for the Hungarian populace to fight in, so slowly, more of Zoli's compatriots are starting to die off, and the Hungarians are too scared to start their own fight in North America. They've seen what happened when they left all their partners to fight their own wars in the continent, and they love Manitoba's wood and Grain too much to let that go. I wonder how quick they would be to part with it once they get through winter in Winnipeg.



And in the summer? Mosquitoes this big!

At the time of writing, Zoli's goal was achieved. The USA did attack Saskatchewan, and they will more than likely be repelled. I would urge Gaius Julius to quickly get something worked out with Slovakia or Malaysia though. We don't want to be giving the Huns anymore opportunities to bulk up than we have too.