A Friendly Conversation with Max McFarland 2
Emerick
I just had this conversation with Max McFarland 2, and I thought that it was nice and productive, so I thought that I should publish it. Enjoy
Max McFarland 2: Are you actually starting a new party if you lose?
Emerick: idk what I'll do
Emerick: Maybe try again next month
Emerick: I don't want to start from a butt party
Emerick: Because screw that
Max McFarland 2: You could start from nothing and win.
Max McFarland 2: Easily.
Max McFarland 2: While you were gone, trends showed that any joke party hits number 7 in two days.
Max McFarland 2: If you are serious, you could beat UIP easy.
Max McFarland 2: Then push for number five.
Max McFarland 2: Then run candidates.
Max McFarland 2: Easy.
Emerick: Yeah, but the #1 party being our Authoritarian party?
Emerick: That's powerful
Max McFarland 2: Sigh. The number one party is always crap. :/
Max McFarland 2: Why tie yourself to that?
Emerick: Not anymore
Emerick: Let me prove you wrong
Emerick: I've never failed to deliver
Max McFarland 2: Yes, it will be magically different if you have it. 😉
😛
Emerick: Max_McFarland_2, I have SEES
Emerick: These people are amazing
Emerick: I have a coalition of the willing
Max McFarland 2: I know.
Max McFarland 2: I like them
Max McFarland 2: But.
Max McFarland 2: Use the SEES party.
Max McFarland 2: Rise it up.
Max McFarland 2: The current top five parties are social clubs.
Max McFarland 2: No big iddference.
Max McFarland 2: No ideological disputes.
Emerick: Max, you're not even going to do anything with the party
Max McFarland 2: You want to make a top-down authoritatian party? Good.
Emerick: You're just going to play with it
Max McFarland 2: As a party structure, no.
Emerick: As a party
Emerick: And for the nation
Max McFarland 2: The intent was to use it to run the UIP idea as a success.
Max McFarland 2: But, even they have dissent.
Emerick: You're just getting in my way to get in my way
Max McFarland 2: I'm frankly tired and disinterested now.
Max McFarland 2: I like you, that is not my reason. 😛
Max McFarland 2: Yo uwrote the article first, but I was waiting for a chance to do this for months.
Emerick: This is a stupid idea, Max
Emerick: You're throwing away an opportunity
Emerick: For no real reason
Max McFarland 2: Explain?
Emerick: You have this idea that a party cannot exist at #1 without butting all over itself
Max McFarland 2: Explain. The more you guys talk, the more I dislike Ajay and EC. You at least I still like.
Emerick: And so you're going to take the party and butt on it
Max McFarland 2: Go on.
Emerick: That's p much it
Emerick: That's you're whole idea
Max McFarland 2: Explain why using them for the good of the rest is bad.
Emerick: Since it sucks anyways, why even try?
Emerick: At least I'm trying
Emerick: Oh that
Emerick: Yeah
Emerick: I haven't even explained to you how many noobs you'll kill
Max McFarland 2: How so?
Max McFarland 2: The way I see it, I can contact and help them, every one.
Emerick: Step one in a noob's political life: join a party, try to get involved
Emerick: Step two: if party is interesting, stay, if not, leave that game and move on with your life
Emerick: I'll be making a sales pitch, basically
Emerick: When they see that the #1 party is awesome, it'll grab them
Emerick: We need to sell the idea of eRepublik to the noobs
Emerick: We're not really doing that
Emerick: Or anything like it, really
Emerick: Sure, we mentor, and that's great, but there's no hook
Max McFarland 2: Why not simply re-direct them to different parties?
Emerick: Because the apathetic will just say fuck it
Max McFarland 2: In my view, we would have a good handle on all of the active sixth parties, and the top five, and could direct them based on interest.
Max McFarland 2: True.
Emerick: We need to grab the apathetic
Emerick: And shake them like a crying baby
Max McFarland 2: I still do not see how you are going to pull this off. :/
Max McFarland 2: The USWP and AAP both failed.
Max McFarland 2: They tried hard.
Emerick: You're looking at it from the perspective of an insider
Emerick: They didn't try shocking them
Emerick: Or just saying
Max McFarland 2: "Insider"? 😛
Emerick: "Hey, this is a game. Let's have fun"
Max McFarland 2: I moved to the eUSA after you were President. 😛
Emerick: Nobody in this country has tries appealing to anyone's sense of imagination
Max McFarland 2: No, some do.
Max McFarland 2: I try to.
Max McFarland 2: Look at my articles.
Emerick: eRepublik insider
Emerick: ya, you're great
Emerick: Personally
Max McFarland 2: Humor, fiction, populism, etc.
Emerick: Seriously, I came when I read your article
Emerick: The pure sense of righteous destruction
Emerick: Awesome
Emerick: But it doesn't stick out in such a way that new people will see
Emerick: When people come to the game, they don't see the people, they see what we've created
Emerick: And they see the in-game mechanisms
Emerick: *and they
Max McFarland 2: True. It is at heart a mechanist argument, wrapped in populist rhetoric.
Max McFarland 2: ALSO I AM A HOMOSEXUAL I JUST WANTED TO THROW THAT OUT THERE BRAH
Comments
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I'd vote that
Voted so hard tears were drawn.
UNLEASH THE FURY.
Voted for Pissing off MM2!
KNOCK HIS BLOCK OFF!
SLIT HIM AT THE WRISTS!
You too, ladies.
That ending is totally fake.
Vote Emerick dammit.
Im votin for max
win
Innteresting.
Bro-alliance maxxxx
@Talon
Then you will have voted for the one who will have lost.
Classy
Voted~
Like you would know anything about class.
I hold six comments in the first twenty.
That means I'm awesome.
Called it.
That ending is so fake lulz 😛
I came.
Seriously, I came when I read YOUR article
so come shoe-shopping instead max.
mmmwah.
1st rule of shoe shopping: what happens in shoe shopping, stays in shoe shopping!
lol?
hahaha well done
Vote for Emerick! ;P
lol'ed @ ending. XD
SuperVote from an emerick fan . from iran off course 😃
Vote For MAX 😑
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This can only be settled by a fight to the death. Death for such as these would just be a speed bump though tbh, so probably a banjo duel would work better.
TL😉R
@Heyshutup
Me too
Pretty sure Emerick added that last statement from Max into the conversation.
MaxMcfarland FTW!
Nice Ending.
Way to attack your opponent😃
So does Max still like you? ;.;
Emerick: We need to grab the apathetic
Emerick: And shake them like a crying baby
Best lines.
shake them like a crying baby [x2]
Vo-ted.
The ending makes the article.
1) shake the baby. that's always a good idea. let's get eRepublik CPS involved. "You have been awarded 12,000 ban points for shaking babies".
2) someday there will a bad play performed in San Francisco or the East Village about this dialogue. It will be an allegory. Emerick will be referred to as Ernst Roehm, and Max will be referred to as Magnus Hirschfeld. It will open and close in one night.
eRep is more a war game than anything, you need a big war to keep the game interesting...
(imho)
Emerick made my day.
I know I say this in every Emerick article, but..Emerick is Great!
LOL
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Penis.
lol... Last line, nice one Emerick.
This shall be interesting to watch...