A Flawless Plan for Victory
Angelini
I’ve been hearing a rumbling of rumors (that have in no way been perpetuated by myself) over the past day or so that I in fact am running for President of the United States of America.
Firstly, let me state that whomever is responsible for these ridiculous claims will be held accountable to every facet of the law.
Secondly, I am, indeed, throwing my incredibly stylish hat into the ring, though swiftly picking it back up before one of you bloody hooligans steps on it.
For those of you who have not heard of me:
I am Angelini.
I am legion.
I do not forgive.
I do not forget.
Expect me.
Who I am is not important, but rather, what I stand for, or, more accurately, sit for, is.
Military Affairs
Simple enough. How hard can Serbia, Poland and Spain be to beat, seriously, guys? Just a good ole pep-up attitude, and we’ll just brush off those old fogies! Channel a little bit of Gandalf’s ‘white magic’* and all of the sudden we’re whipping demons into the abyss, American-style.
*In no way related to cocaine. No-sir-ee-bob.
Domestic Affairs
With this existing on the Internet, do we even need to talk about this? We all know bewbz are the most powerful retention force--stronger than gravity.
Foreign Affairs
You keep on fighting, and I will continue to surfboard off exploding sharks, and invite all our Terra and EDEN buddies to catch the wave of awesome with me.
Economy
The Economy runs on the Bot anyway, so is there really any sense arguing about it? Let’s go kill some Serbs instead.
Cabinet
Of course, the most important aspect of a successful administration is a strong cabinet. One made with the finest cherry, chopped by George Washington himself in an alternate timeline where that story actually had some mote of truth in it, shipped back and forth inside the TARDIS, and finally brought into my Oval Office.
Unfortunately, the Doctor hasn’t showed up with my order yet, so we’re going to have to go with the non-wood backup variety, Paul Proteus, who will be serving as the entire cabinet. It keeps things consistent, he has tons of energy, and most importantly, is stupid enough to say yes.
This month will be flawless, because this plan is flawless. I have concocted the Great Elixer, and we will all become the greatest under its bubbly glory.
So remember, on November 5th:
Angelini for President. At Least I’m Not PizzaTheHut.
Comments
FLAWLESS
Angelini 4 PotUS!
Atleast she's not Pizza the Hutt 1, 2, or 4171!
My name is Talio Extremist and I endorse this message. Thanks for allowing me to name drop ;-P
lol'd 🙂
Good luck Angelini.
Give my one good reason why not...
"Angelini for President. At Least I’m Not PizzaTheHut"
LOL what do you bet he will be running, like every month!
Good Luck o7
I'd vote for you if I was American!
Best Campaign Ever!
Flawless
Needs moar Dan Wang.
Unstoppable.
jajaja
Needs moar Dan Wang.
x2
Flawless plan is flawless.
Or is she Pizza th Hut???
I'd vote for her o7
Failmaxxxxxxxxx
Oh my. I loves me some Angelini. And not because she's a former ePH'er.
One good reason why not...
BBL
You're a sitter? That's interesting, man.
FLAWLESS!!!!!!
I love it
voted!
"At Least I’m Not PizzaTheHut." I lol'd.
Good luck!
We're sorry, but the Doctor just finished shoving Hitler in a closet. He'll get back to you later. 🙂
Lol, thanks for the good laugh!
Good Luck
Voted because of your cabinet. Good luck Angelini!
FLAWLESS
*heart*
sweeeeet!
lmfao Ang I heart you
Best. Campaign. Platform. Ever.
Flawless
Anyone who uses an image of Obama to represent good foreign policy is clearly on drugs. Can I have some of what you're smoking?
v+s
Karabeth: The image was clearly about the Shark
Vored and Subscribed. Hail from Australia!
Me likey, I wonder what your Order was to your Dr. It would be so much easier if when you visited the Dr they just gave you a menu.
Good Luck! Should be a fun Race!
I know who's going to get my vote now.
Kinda disgusts me to see you emulating the other idiots in this game and on the net who think Anon is cool and or that they are a part of it.
Suggest you actually run on a decent platform and not 12 year old internetkiddies amusement.
U got my vote
or do u?
You're running? Awesome.
FLAWLESS!
oh....
relorian lighten up man this is a fake game with fake positions with a lot of people who argue as though this is real life stakes on the line.
dammit Gopats... this ISN'T real??? Next you'll tell me there is no Santa Claus or easter bunny...
"FINISH HIM!! flawless victory."
if you know what i'm talking about you are too old to be playing this game.