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Day 602, 17:01 • Published in Sweden Germany • by Bertil Gurkvatten

Young master Gurkvatten had successfully brought balance to the force, and reassembled the Jedi Council, but a socialist menace was approaching. Kraxz the hut and his merciless gang of communists were out to infiltrate and disorganize the jedi council, make all lightsabers red, and redistribute the force equally throughout the working populace.

The republic of UK had been infiltrated by sith lord Darth GLaDOS, enabling the clone army of hungary to attack the rebel outposts in america, making it seem like a desperate situation for the rebel forces.

The people of sweden called out for help from military mastermind R2MISHO, whom was busy acting as a repairbot for a sailboat. Master of deceit shootbacca stepped up to replace R2MISHO, and did so with a serious looking avatar.

And during all this mayhem, experienced yedi master Alga Roth Kenobi went missing, leaving only a trail of empty beer cans...