A day in the life of Clifford Burns
Day 1,380, 04:01
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by JNArno
Hi everyone!
Recently, you were able to read some articles by mister Clifford Burns. Some really interesting articles, full of awesome information about the eSwiss society. Well, for those of you who doesn't know him, let me explain you some little things about him.
a) Clifford is always right
You'll never make him change his mind. There are two possibilities to be honnest: either we always have bad ideas either he's close minded. Try it one time: even if you agree with him (in this case, please erase me of your friend list), try to make him change his mind. Good luck!
b) Those who don't agree with him are terrorists
I can't remember how many times me and my friends we're called that way. And you probably had been once or twice. Try for exemple to explain to him that neutrality is bad for eSwitzerland... Try to explain to him that previous PTO group Shaolins were bad for the country and that we weren't xenophobic by telling this (when at the same time he was spitting on the face of people like Paul Proteus and Penguin4512 because they were american and Jimakos-Thess because he was greek...).
c) He knows more of you than yourself
Look at his last article... He knows, what you've eaten on your last meal, what you like, and more of this, he knows everything that happens in eRep. And he knows the truth! Like the time that I sold the country to France and Poland... for those who don't know this story, I bet you already figured it out.
Another typical thing? The difference between the SFP and the ABP. For him, SFP was a SLP satellite, nothing else. When we were saying the same about the ABP, it was completely different... In the fact, the two were exactly identic regarding their "brother party".
d) He lives in the past
The SLP is dead... And when you had done something he doesn't like, it's the end of the worl
😛you'll never be able to convince him of anything anymore. But you see, old mens, in pension, are always silly. I would suggest his doctors to give him more pills... especially the ones that would make him sleep longer...
So in the end... what to do with him? Not much... Burnsy is not a threat for the country anymore. He armed it enough by the past and is now retired in his pension according to himself. He'll write a lot more about us, he can't stop it, he needs it: he has to have the last word, he has to be more inteligent than the other. So do just like me: do not ignore him but have fun with his next article
😉
JNArno - just another citizen...
PS: yes, I'm doing this to have my own article made by him xD
And let's not forgot the most important thing in this article:
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conspiracies everywhere.
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lol, yeah I think every country has a Clifford Burns.
In Portugal we have this clown: http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/4282073
Cheers
@JNArno: Who of us both had successfully impeachment? You on March 2010! I was twice President of the Swiss Confederation. In the second term even elected with 100% of all parties! But you was just onetime President of the Swiss Confederation and this with impeachment result, this say all about the qualification! And you was responsible with the multi creator Eleriel that Switzerland lost regions, or you want deny that?
We lost a Q4 hospital and it was very difficult afterwards rebuild our country. You and your SLP gang is responsible that the Swiss people had many months fear.
Yes, I'm now in pension but writing, I'm not more danger is ridiculous. I was never danger, I have invested more time as the whole SLP in this country. I have the biggest politician career in eSwitzerland and you know that. If I would be so dangerous, I would be never so successfully with the SNP Team.
And today, it makes anyway no more sense what happen here, we both know that this game is down. And that SLP only play in F4uc0n's private forum because the eWorld is not more playable sience this huge removing of game modules and blocking of features. Whatever, people where want read the true story of Mr. Burns and not such JNArno's well-known circus should read my biography with about 100 references as prove of truth: http://wiki.erepublik.com/index.php/Clifford_Burns/Deutsch
@Henrique Buescu: Such people like you, every country have too. Childs where just read things about somebody and afterwards without use brain or know the citizen they damn them to gain support. Such people we call brownnoser and was in my active politician career not very popular ;>
Let's the math play!
You CP IMPEACHMENT JNArno:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/Switzerland/law/27874
My first CP term against Eleriel, your "god":
http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-30-election-president-0-date-2010-06-region-0
My second CP term with 100% SUPPORT and 241 VOTES:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-30-election-president-0-date-2010-07-region-0
So, go home and cry me a river xD
Not saying anything but the reason CLifford ran his second term against noone may have been because the SFP PP at the time (Me) suddenly lost internet and I don't know what the SLP PP's excuse was : P
LOL, this is very pathetic excuse. You don't really think that anybody believe this nonsense xD
I had 100% support from all parties and the reasons are simple: I gained as President of the Swiss Confederation in my first term above 1'000 Gold, MPPs and some battles. Never in the history had another Presidents of the Swiss Confederation gained so many money or any money. The most Presidents of the Swiss Confederation wasted money!
No like actually, I was in New York for Thanksgiving, I was supposed to nominate Penguin, and couldn't, and I got yelled at for a good week for that, not that Penguin would have won, as there was no campaign and the SLP/SFP were quickly throwing together an opponent
This can everybody say afterwards, it's the most pathetic excuse from losers xD Look in the link, 100% supported me. Every excuse just show how few SLP extremists trying secure the image of the SLP dictatorship :>
Last I saw boxing, Klitschko vs. Haye and you know what Haye said after his hard fail? He said "My little toe was violated, that's the reason", than question from Klitschko "Was it a bee, or what?"
So, you want claim a bee is the reason for the hard SFP fail? Come on! WTF! xD
It's not a joke dude...everyone was pissed at me 😛 In any case it was pathetic xD but it wasn't an excuse, I am happy to not be a part of this bickering so I am leaving, but yeah that's why there was a SLP/SFP candidate who never ran
So, first it's SFP and now both, SLP and SFP? How to hell you can be PP in two parties? Your Thanksgiving story seems now more implausible, but you can try it again dude xD
>.> I don't know why the SLP guy wasn't available but both parties were supporting him
No, they supported me, look self: http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-30-election-president-0-date-2010-07-region-0
You can put more your speculative stuff, it not change the facts that they supported me. I can also say, your both CP medals are just because the PP forgotten choose the right candidate xD
I forgot one part on my article:
e) he lives in his own world
xD
Trudat. I had stop fighting Cliff a very long time ago, because I came to the conclusion that he was an autist. An if that's true it's really not nice keeping him under pressure.
And just about my empeachement:
funny to see how it's possible to manipulate a congress election: you got 2/3 of the seats and 10 days later I won the CP election, two conclusions:
Either you did some really bad job as congressmen, either you just knew how to win the congress 😉
liffor😛 Your link shows that you got the support of only one party.
@JNArno: If you say the CP election are the same like the National Council election, then you're more stupid I though. This both election based on two difference election system, very different. Not only in the tactic but alos especially the methodology. And if we looking the election result, you have just won with 1 multi vote more as Walther Rathenau: http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-30-election-president-0-date-2010-03-region-0
Just one ridiculous vote dude! So don't open your mouth to big, the results show not good for you :>
@Stranger Here Myself: You can also say the truth that you have failed in your crazy mind of anti-democracy political ideas.
@Mr.Pain: Dein Resultat sieht auch beschissen aus. Nach deiner misserablen Performance als CP hat man dir im Mai bei der gescheiterten Wiederwahl die Quittung präsentiert: http://www.erepublik.com/en/elections/country-30-election-president-0-date-2011-05-region-0
So, statt hier wieder unsinn zu schreiben wie das nur eine Partei mich unterstützt haben soll, schau dir den Link nochmal an, ich sehe dort zwei registrierte. Und die anderen haben durch nicht einbringen eines Kandidaten stillschweigend meine Kandidatur vollumfänglich unterstützt. Also beweg mal lieber deine vier Buchstaben und organisier unseren Schweizer Rentnern die AHV statt ärbermliche Kommentare hinterlassen!
@Clifford Burns
I'm not trying to get support from anyone for anything.
Where did you get that idea?
Actually I've moved to eSwitzerland to help you at war