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Here is the Original (please mind the horrible grammar): http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/the-day-in-the-life-of-a-deputy-minister--1704178/1/20

Disclaimer: Nothing I say is factual, dun get butthurt.

Yes folks this is the second installment of a series I forgot about. The epic two part sequel begins:

“I’ll get you for this Binda!” I shouted vehemently as I barged down from the Knighthawk Private Jet, which had just landed in the outskirts of the Northern Territory. “This is no place for a Minister of Foreign Affairs to be at a time like this!”, “Quit your whining and get to the Knighthawks Headquarters before the damn mong blow you to shit” Henry the 8th shrieked. I reluctantly nodded and followed Henry to the base where operations against the eIndonesian invasion was situated.

“For only a day or two's work this is a fine base you have here Henry” I said in awe, Henry shrugged “It would've been easier if we had a bigger budget”, obviously remarking to the severe military cuts due to last regimes inadequacies. “You know as well as I do Henry that if we could we would, we can’t just let the country go broke y'know?”. Henry shrugged again and then suddenly let out a behemoth of a burp which was so putrid, that Testware in the IT department could smell it. Henry let out small smirk, obviously proud of the eruct stench.

We walked up a long flight of stairs (This really took them one day?) and reached the soldiers quarters, a tear welled up in my eye seeing our brave soldiers gearing up to fight the eIndo hordes, knowing a lot of them may not make it back. Henry took me up to a small sub level on the second level, to the General’s Quarters. Sitting there around a long wooden table was Jason Wazza, Binda33, Majester, TJ, Schoft, Miss Wolf, Greg MacGregor and MGB Guy.

They all sat there calm, but around them low level bureaucrats were frantically working around them as the Generals of the Northern Territory discussed battle plans. Before I went over to the table to maul Binda33 over for sending me to a battlezone, it seemed as the command had not noticed me yet, as Binda stood up and yelled down to the Soldiers Quarters “I have an announcement to make people, the USA have joined in the war effort, as Brasil pulls out”.

The bureaucrats stopped for a moment and applauded. Binda continued “We have moved cabinet and command to the Knighthawks Headquarters to boost morale in defending our homeland, we need to buy our time as the USA steamroll their way through those eIndonesian invaders. Our Foreign Affairs team will be working around the clock to secure all reinforcements possible from our allies, while our Defence team pulls together its resources to fend off the baying hordes while we secure enough reinforcements. We need Education to secure the wellbeing of our young players and to teach them the basics of fighting. Information keep rolling out newspapers to keep the people informed. Security keep gathering intelligence so we can keep one step ahead, we can win this people!”.

The people were sent into frenzy thanks to the words of Prime Minister Binda, hell even I was impressed. The soldiers were so boosted by Binda’s words that former Senator and Prime Minister Discrate1, who had recently been released from the mental asylum stripped his clothes off and bursted out shouting “girls just wanna have fun” while jumping on top of Flatty, much to his pleasure. “A nostalgic site” I said under my breath, as Discrate started to froth from his mouth. Infin remarked “that made me moist”. After the Medical Corps cleaned up Discrate, Majester then addressed his soldiers “We are doing well and stuff, keep it up.. And stuff” He was never one for public speaking.

After things had settled down and the Command had taken their seat, I approached Binda33 “Can I have word?”, she replied “sure”. We went and grabbed a coffee on level one. “Cut the crap Binda, why have you really moved cabinet?”. Binda took a gulp from her cup and let out a sigh “Brasil pulled out because of the new concepts for airstrikes. Serbia are almost definitely going to be heading for New South Wales so we moved cabinet and senate here for your protection”. I looked down at my shoes, while I fervently twiddled my thumbs “So, we will lose eAustralia?” I replied.

“Most likely” binda retorted.. “So what will happen now?” before Binda could even reply a massive rumble emanated around level one and a crash was heard outside. Which was then followed up by several other crashes until bits of debris coming from the roof began to fall, who was it?

TL😉R: Dis just wants to have fun.

Callumh