A Challenge To The eUSA
Day 1,434, 17:18
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by ReconWarHawk
Hello to my international subscribers! You may have noticed a bit of change to my Newspaper, the Southern boy has finally decided to join his bretheren in eUSA instead of in that eternal hell we love to call the Middle East. No changes in my perspective with my new eHome, I still struggle with my love for both INCI and Macedonians and still can't believe I lost the CP election four times in Egypt. But enough of my vague background information, I have a challenge for the eUSA!
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Everytime I've traveled to a new eCountry, a grand total of twice, I've attempted to create my own party or reform an existing small one. While that served me good and well for small countries the idea of doing that a third time, and in country multiple times larger than my previous experience, doesn't really appeal to me. So I issue unto you, the everyday American, a challenege!
Help me pick my party! That's right a golden recruitment opportunity, if anyone cares, for one more member to your party! Not so fast though, there are a few rules!
Rule #1 This is open to party members, however it is not open to PARTY PRESIDENTS. Why you ask? Simple these people are professionals at selling their parties and if I left it up to them I'd be stuck at trying to pick from any of the current parties due to their excellent salesmanship (except for Pizza's party, he annoys me lol).
Rule #2 No BS. Don't give me some shit about how "its a great community" all of eRep is a great community (when the translator works). Give me the shit that makes the party you love better than all the others. Maybe it's simply because somebody's funny as shit, thats cool to I just don't want the normal BS I tend to hear.
Rule #3 Every party is allowed to participate. Yes EVERY. Even the New Conservative Party, despite my prior joke, if yall can convince me over the conflicts I have with Pizza (which are admitadly more personal than political) then more power to yah.
Rule #4 Don't bash the other parties. It's perfectly fine to highlight some differences but be respectful. If I wanted to see a flame war I'd just title the article "Pizza The Hut Sucks Gnrilrap's Dick in exchange for admitance into Club Penguin" or some shit like that.
Rule #5 Don't be a bitch and report this article. Sure I use some strong language, clearly for humor purposes more than anything, and I've set some fine rules.
Rule # 6 First person to find a challenge accepted asci and post it gets... something. I just realized im broke, but I really wanna see one lol. Ill figure somethin out later and post it in the comments.
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Your own people don't even care that you returned. How sad!
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Egypt will definately mourn the loss of the great statesman who lost 4 elections, with his highest vote count being 7.
Good luck to you in losing future elections!
Lol Actually the lowest vote count was 7, good try tho Prisoner of Azkhaban.
A loss is a loss and you have 4.
I read your comment on the military feed post. Who are you?
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Righttttttttttttttttt
I suggest the Revolutionary Party.
A few points first:
>NCP isn't under Pizza's control currently.
>I'm the UIP PP, but I'm not here to plug the UIP.
>I agree that most of the party rhetoric is a load of crap.
>If someone is a lot of fun that is probably the best reason to join.
As an interested bystander, I offer the following observation. The party's are listed in no particular order.
>The USWP, while having their problems, do have the largest base of active players in the eUSA. They have players who know how to get shit done. They also tend to be a bit clannish and don't share power very well.
>The Fed's have similar qualities but are a lot more friendly. It is possible to climb the ladder with out kissing asses. They just expect you to do your work.
>The Lib's are pretty active too, although they seem to have fallen off the wagon lately. They also can be pranksters and have pissed people off before.
>NCP is still reworking itself since deershark took over. Still a lot of Pizza fans clinging to yet another lost party.
>AMP has a ton of military folk in it. They are still relatively new to politics but catching on quickly. Seem to be both fair and evenhanded when dealing with people.
>SFP are the left-wing Socialist Revolutionaries of the eUSA. Some smart people reside there. They are easy going and friendly.
The other parties I am not very familiar with and, of course, you will want to talk to someone else from UIP.
Hope that helps a little.
I forgot INCi!!!
Crazy Turks, the lot of them. But now that things have settled down and they have found ways to fit into our society, they are hard working and resourceful. They are good people.
AMP Rocks.
NCP is a radical extremist party, I don't recommend it to you.
Vote:middle east is a hell now,but it will just improve