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Heya swiss citizens and cows !

I have heard your cries and know how it's difficult and long to wait news for our hero and god, so I choose to give you news from the Superschwiizer ! Haaa, I'm so good with you, maybe too good ? I don't know.

Anyway, Superschwiizer is fine. He drinks 10L milk per day and sleeps 22 hours, the rest of the day is to eat and play. And do you know what ?? He has never been to the WC ! WTF ? Hope he doesn't explode... I have tried to force him to do the popo, but I remind you that he weighs 98,2 Kg...

When he plays, he doesn't use a ball, or a puppet. No, he uses ,my cat ! Poor cat, his name is Batman, but it's not a good name, because when the Superschwiizer plays with him, he flies faster than Superman... So I think I will rename him in Superman or Megaman 🙂
But the cat enjoys the fly, so please, don't call the WWF...

So, that's all about Superschwiizer, hope you enjoyed this news 🙂



Oh and another thing, if you want that Superschwiizer and the cows are represented in the swiss congress, vote for me ! Cows must also have rights !

The copy of my political program, so you can remember what I would do :

First of all, I would like to introduce myself.
I was born when Switzerland was under theocratical power. Since that day, I decided to do everything I could to liberate my country. But I was a small eBaby, and without experience. It was impossible to liberate Switzerland.
After a few weeks, I joined a small group of swiss people who came with the french baby-boom. At the same time, Hungary invaded Switzerland and hunted the theocrates out of the country.
With this invasion, our dreams could finally be realized! But to have our country back, we first needed people, informations and contacts, and that's exactly what we have done ! The Swiss flag flying proudly over the mountains once again.

I'm already the Minister of Foreign Affairs, I speak perfectly German and French, English and understand Dutch. I have spent all my money, all my time and all what I have for my country. I have contacted many countries to ask for their support of our cause, and with this, created many good relations and contacts.
I restarted the liberation project, and would like to finish what I started, and that means that I would be an active member of the Swiss politics.

Here is a summary of my political program:

Foreign Affairs:
• Partial neutrality. No integration in an international alliance, but still find ways to participate in Training Wars.
• No entering of PEACEgc. Despite the fact that we are surrounded by the alliance, we can, and must keep excellent relations without actually joining.
• Sign MPPs with our main neighbours, guaranteeing security on an international plan.

Social Affairs:
• A organization for the distribution of MT for swiss people abroad has to be put in place. This would help bring swiss people back.
• A organization for the distribution of Gifts to the eBabies also has to be put in place. Help eBabies finding parents is also important.
• No baby-boom before we have a strong economic and health system in place, so that we greet them in the best possible way.

Military Affairs:
• Participate regularly in Training Wars. An economy without war doesn't work.
• No war declaration on countries, except after a direct aggression activating MPPs.
• An organised army that can deploy itself abroad to help growing countries, notably to help against a PTO.

Economic Affairs:
• Keep the minimum salary at 1 CHF. This allows to keep our economy stable and avoid excessive price elevation.
• Keep the citizen fee at 5 CHF. This is the best way to help the eBabies.
• The state has to function like an enterprise, effective and axed on the essentials. It mustn't be buried by debt, but must not abandon swiss production.
• Low but viable taxes, promoting company creation in Switzerland, but still make profit for the state.
• High manufacturing taxes to promote swiss Production.

I'm sure that I can trust you to make the good choice for the future of our beautiful country!
Thank you for your interest,



Your foreign affairs minister, Renouille for the Swiss Times.


So it's finish, see you next week !
And don't forget, make noise for the Superschwiizer ! \o/