44th eUS Congress: Day Eighteen
Day 1,361, 21:53
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by Heero Blaze
August 12, 2011/Day 1,361 of the New World
Your trusted source of Congressional News
Today’s Issue Includes:
I. Minimum Wage Will Not Be Lowered
II. Congress Considers [CLASSIFIED]
III. Proposals
IV. Congressional Budget Office Requests
I. Minimum Wage Will Not Be Lowered
In an unexpected move, Congressman Returnswolf (Washington-INCI) proposed a law to decrease the minimum wage from 1 USD to 0.31 USD. The proposal had not been discussed in any matter before the law was proposed. Congressmen quickly responded and voted down the proposal because no discussion had taken place. It was then revealed that Returnswolf offered foreign citizens citizenship in exchange for Gold. Congress is investigating the claim. Deputy Speaker of the House and INCI member Kemal Ergenekon stated, “…I'll make sure he [Returnswolf] won't be an officially supported candidate next month.” Any formal actions against Returnswolf by Congress is pending.
II. Congress Considers [CLASSIFIED]
Debate continues on how best to keep government projects funded. The Economic Council then suggested [CLASSIFIED]. The suggested sparked debate among Congressmen of whether the move would be too drastic, affect citizen’s purchasing power, or might be the key to ensuring government revenue. Congressmen also pointed to the recent increase in Food VAT yesterday and suggested waiting to see what effect that changes has before tweaking other areas. Congressmen are encourage to keep up with the discussion.
III. Today’s Proposals
1. Change Minimum Wage from 1 USD to 0.31 USD. Proposed by Returnswolf. VOTE NO.
2. Donate 99,999 USD to the Congressional Budget Office . Proposed by Eli Crownover
IV. Congressional Budget Office Requests
Thank you for your time.
Heero Blaze,
Deputy Speaker of the House
Congressman of Michigan
Your trusted source of Congressional News
Today’s Issue Includes:
I. Minimum Wage Will Not Be Lowered
II. Congress Considers [CLASSIFIED]
III. Proposals
IV. Congressional Budget Office Requests
I. Minimum Wage Will Not Be Lowered
In an unexpected move, Congressman Returnswolf (Washington-INCI) proposed a law to decrease the minimum wage from 1 USD to 0.31 USD. The proposal had not been discussed in any matter before the law was proposed. Congressmen quickly responded and voted down the proposal because no discussion had taken place. It was then revealed that Returnswolf offered foreign citizens citizenship in exchange for Gold. Congress is investigating the claim. Deputy Speaker of the House and INCI member Kemal Ergenekon stated, “…I'll make sure he [Returnswolf] won't be an officially supported candidate next month.” Any formal actions against Returnswolf by Congress is pending.
II. Congress Considers [CLASSIFIED]
Debate continues on how best to keep government projects funded. The Economic Council then suggested [CLASSIFIED]. The suggested sparked debate among Congressmen of whether the move would be too drastic, affect citizen’s purchasing power, or might be the key to ensuring government revenue. Congressmen also pointed to the recent increase in Food VAT yesterday and suggested waiting to see what effect that changes has before tweaking other areas. Congressmen are encourage to keep up with the discussion.
III. Today’s Proposals
1. Change Minimum Wage from 1 USD to 0.31 USD. Proposed by Returnswolf. VOTE NO.
2. Donate 99,999 USD to the Congressional Budget Office . Proposed by Eli Crownover
IV. Congressional Budget Office Requests
Thank you for your time.
Heero Blaze,
Deputy Speaker of the House
Congressman of Michigan
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Comments
keep it up.
Why don't you give us more information? We are supposed to have open government.
"Classified" = paranoia
^ It's a strategic war game though. Completely "open government" = open play book for our opposition to peruse at their leisure.
We have to have at least a little bit of faith in those we help to elect, to best protect our interests, assuming we participate in the voting process.
Heero Blaze o/