3 Gallons a Day

Day 1,480, 01:49 • Published in South Africa Australia • by Don Vin
A Zulu Farmer called wincenty1 orders an expensive milking machine.


Since the equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.

So, he inserted his 'manhood' into the equipment, turned on the switch and everything else was automatic.

Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with more pleasure than his wife does.

But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the instrument
from his tool. Anxiously he reads the manual, but does not find any useful
information.

He tries every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the
Farmer decides to call the customer hotline. (Thank god for mobile phones!).*

''Hello Madamu, I just bought a Cow Milking Machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do you remove it from the cow's udder?''

"Don't worry sir'', replies the Customer Service Person, ''the machine will
release automatically once it has collected Three gallons!" *


Wena! Wena! Wena! am in trouble!! is there no alternative my heifer only has one teat!....



Image of farmer drinking some water after a gallon