2nd Edition: South Korea and Selling Our Regions?

Day 2,375, 15:13 • Published in Ireland Ireland • by Seanan


1st Edition

In case you weren't feeling particularly patronized, I am here to inform your rights to choose have been drastically diminished by near unanimous support from all major political parties,including my own, in the Dáil Éireann to approve a South Korean Airstrike on Irish regions to secure South Korea a Congress.


You may be forgiven for missing the announcement of the plan in the first section of a 400 word Presidential update, certainly you might find this information was not passed down from your supportive party colleagues and informed military commanders, but if you're like me and feel the merits of a decision are irrelevant because I (the dog's bollocks) was not consulted, please let me assume the sky is falling in the Irish people's world.

The response to our problem?

The President's response is that he took on advise from multiple factions of the community to gauge what the overall opinion is likely to be and acted in a confined time period to consolidate with our international partners to enforce a plan which I will later go on to say is a just cause.

The South Koreans have had two years to incorporate an Irish Referendum into their plan to gain a Congress, what's 2 years and a month of bureaucracy? Therefore, I find the freshly appointed Government taking proactive steps in a global effort to gain Congress for our occupied alliance partners is unacceptable as this time of the month is clearly a consultation period.

The President has no right under my unwritten constitution to do anything worthwhile without a Popular Mandate, nor does a Legislative Mandate count because I'm managing to flip flop my advocacy for the worst aspects of metagame mentality and roleplaying mentality.

I'm sure everyone would be THRILLED to discuss the morality and legality behind authorize powers in eRepublik, but to save time, I'm a graduate law student with too much time this forthcoming summer and your opinion is invalid.

As I'm inclined to believe my own spout of gibberish, I will assume the South Korean plan is being pursued without consolation by the Irish government out of utter italic arrogance despite my acknowledgement of the government's stance that they couldn't consult in the time period presented and that the cause is just.

Henceforth, I will become another bloody martyr to protect Irish soil from a just and noble cause... Bureaucracy Abu!

Yours truly,
Brian Boru aka poopoohead