Ideas #1: British Empire-building by Attacking Lithuania/Latvia
Jimbobfrey
Inspired by this article, I’ve just thought of an idea which could work. It would enable the eUK to obtain a deer region and would reinforce our friendship with a couple of TWO (and also maybe some other) allies. What’s the plan? Attack Lithuania. But hold on, they're a TWO member! Yeah but hear this out… it’s not actually quite as tough as it may seem and CoT collapsing will almost certainly mix things up within TWO anyway (TWO HQ even mentioned/welcomed this in their last article!).
Probably one of the most confusing maps ever but read below and it’ll start to make sense
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To get the deer region, the eUK would attack Lithuania. Now, Lithuania are a similar size to us and have a solid ally in Latvia, who also border us at the moment. But here’s the catch. We can do it far more easily if we work together with other countries to remove Lithuania and Latvia from Scandinavia. There are incentives for those countries to help us, of course. I’ll talk about each one a bit more:
1) Germany
Germany are located in the perfect position for attacking Lithuania with us. The eUK would get the deer region by attacking from the west. Germany would attack from the south or the south-west. The deal we could work out with Germany would be that the eUK can have all Norweigen regions and, in return, we would treat Germany as an ally (protecting them from Poland, who are our existing allies) and Germany could keep all the Swedish regions that it wants. To help, the eUK would continue the attack on Lithuania and then Latvia from the North and then we can lose the Swedish regions by RW to give them to Germany. Simples
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2) Hungary
Hungary want the Russian regions so those are their top priority. However, it could be worthwhile asking them to help us remove Latvia from Scandinavia by going through Finland (when Belarus aren’t looking). The eUK should then not have to worry about Latvia opening any battles against us and we can focus totally on the offensive in Lithuania (well, focus on keeping Norway too).
3) Belarus and Estonia
Both of these countries are pretty small but they could still be of some help to us. Estonia probably would refuse outright because they have good relations with Latvia and Lithuania (their neighbours). But Belarus could be interested - after all, they are trying to keep Finland under their control. Could they keep Sweden wiped as well? No, probably not. But they could help split Lithuanian/Latvian damage by attacking one of them from the east. The intention would just be to distract them rather than to actually gain anything. However, they may be interested in this. The only thing to watch out for would be Estonia attacking Belarus :/
4) Sweden
One good way to remove both Latvia and Lithuania would be to organise a series of RWs launched by Sweden. Sweden could help split their damage by opening RWs against both Latvia and Lithuania at the same time as the eUK attacks Lithuania. That would make the fight so much easier and the cost of the RWs could be shared between Sweden and the eUK. The benefits for Sweden are that they get to liberate themselves. Yay! \o/
5) Poland
Saving the best until last? Maybe… If we asked super-duper nicely, maybe Poland could attack Lithuania from the south as we attack from the west. If we could capture 2 or 3 regions, Poland could help us by conquering the neighbouring regions, effectively creating a Polish barrier between the eUK’s new regions and the Scandinavian regions of Latvia/Lithuania. That way, Poland could potentially make our job easier. It definitely wouldn’t be too much of a strain for Poland to do this (a deal could be made to help liberate Sweden too, if Poland were up for that) but they are mostly focused on Indonesia at the moment. Would they help us to expand our empire? Well, there’s only one way to find out…
Note: these are 5 separate ideas
So, those are my ideas. What do you think? Of course, they all assume that we actually want to keep Norway (and potentially get a bit of Sweden, if we can). We could try long-term-wiping Germany or Ireland again. Or we could try to target Canada and see what happens. There are many possibilities… we just need to jump at them. And fast, before someone else does!
- Jimbobfrey
P.S: Sorry for the blocks of text, this is a 1 AM flash of inspiration type article xD
Comments
Great Job!
Thanks 🙂
Some flaws in your plans.
How would you protect Germany from Poland? Besides Germany already has a stable relationship with Poland.
You say Germany can have all the Swedish regions they want but you would share the cost of RW's with Sweden and they could free themselves? Which is it, you cant have both.
Estonia doesn't have good relations with Asgard.
Good effort but needs more work I think. Good idea to get Germany involved. But have you ever thought of allying with any of the Asgard nations and perhaps going from there? Why not use the Asgard/ABC rivalry rather than brining Poland into the equation.
Yeah, these are just basic ideas. They would still need a LOT of work to make them feasible. I meant these as 5 separate ideas though - Sweden and Germany are different ways of trying to do the same thing.
Ah ok got yea. Well good plans even though I am from Norway. Try a plan where you ally with us, we don't like Lithuania either! 🙂
How about a new Northern Alliance? Netherlands, UK, Canada, Norway? Drama!
Yeah, that would be so cool! If it's a Northern Alliance, Asgard could be interested in a merger too 😮
It would be so cool if we could do that but have a big country like Serbia included in it too, lol xD
Better to keep medium powers like UK and Canada. Don't wana be told what to do all the time by the likes of Serbia.
I'm a huge advocate for a new Northern Alliance, I love to see Asgard merge in to it, but I've really tried, but Sweden & Finland are hell bent against any kind of expansion. We Norwegians on the other side are very positive and see the great need for this marvelous change. 😉
Voted. I think its pretty clear that there are a number of options open to the UK that could see us become a major player in Scandinavia.
Since when did Lat., Lith. and Est. become Asgard and not ACT?
LOL! Oh dear, epic fail! It's half past 1 in the morning and I'm not a night person at all xD
(Of course, I didn't just totally go crazy and forget who Asgard was... shh)
You are crazy 🙂
I'm crazy but take a read of this: http://thevoicethattoldyouto.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/crazy-white-640_01.jpg
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Good one 🙂
It's the song for you 🙂
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofNR_WkoCE
Ha ha, imagine if that was the background music to this article. 'The eUK can attack woof-land and ask Poland to help with meow-meow-land'.
You would of fail from beggining because:
Poland wouldnt turn against TWO ally
UK would be removed from TWO straight after NE
And you couldnt take us anyway.. 😃 too bad, Lithuania has better army than eUk
Check the weekly damage totals for our countries - eUK is 20th with 7.5 billion, Lithuania is 24th 5.7 billion.
Well because probably more people fought tonight? 1x1 we would defeat you, ask your CP for TW then,
check monthly damage... we out power you.
Ireland is 38th and the UK couldn't hold on to there regions... Not sure why you wanna fight allies over a crappy food bonus.
UK would be removed from TWO straight after NE,
and that's the beauty of it, TWO will fall, it's inevitable! 😉
TWO was already dead, the moment CoT finished...
Good thinking, I say this in the sense of down with the current alliance structures.
I hear eCanada is looking to AS someone
don't forget that we
This won't happen. Ever. Until Poland hates us/Lith.
Not just saying omg atk lithuania, down with potato.
I'm saying, mix things up, hell...attack Poland, I'm sure you'd have a ton of supporters. Bring Spain along, it'll be great.
we're allies with lith and latvia...
For now, but the winds of change are blowing, and it should be Grandma Britain who makes the first move!
Assemble the colonies.
Norway is ready!
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6744731648/h590285ED/
This is a bad plan...Lithuania are bros with us and Poland.
not bros, but hoes with the same pimp
Yeah..we would have a huge problem if we pushed such thing forward, it might be costly for us when it comes to our trustworthiness. One thing I can suggest is we throw a resistance war in the deer regions and support that, invade Sweden and get deer 😃
I Deer you to invade
I double deer you to support me...
recently some UK players get into trolling real hard. Is there any reason for this? maybe some weed storage is on fire or smth.?
tbf the weed here has been shit for a while...
... and it was a joke that seems to have gathered its own momentum.
great plan i totally support this!!! war/kicking Scandinavian ass woot!!! woot!!!
there is an Assguard protecting the yum yum
^ Maze, that is a hilarious quote!
OK, I really respect everyone's opinion but I'm not just totally trolling here. I'm basing this article hypothetically on the event that, after the collapse of CoT, TWO starts to fall apart and new friendships are made, old ones are broken, etc. I know that this wouldn't happen as it currently stands. But, ignoring circumstances, if the eUK did get pitted against these countries, these ideas would be more suitable for then. That's all - it is just hypothetical!
The main point was to get people thinking 'hmm... what if this happened?'. It certainly worked, lol xD
TO WAR
As a Lithuanian, I object and will enforce my power to stop this from happening.
Once you ruled entire world, now you scared to attack some tiny countries.. UK is going downhill
UK can haz ballz?
when did we rule the world? this is erep bro, eUK has done fuck all... ever.
That's not true, Wayne. We've invaded Ireland and Belgium many many times 😛
axaxaxaxa
UK,Latvia,Lithuania have the same overlord -> Poland they decide what happens and what doesnt.
Either one of the sides need to find a new overlord or find the opportunity to be backed up against the other side. Future will tell how events will turn out but hopefully it wont be 70% of world against 30% but maybe 2-4 bigger alliances or a lot of small for things to be unforeseen and exciting.
The time is ripe for the UK. to move from bitch to to pimp status! 😉
Show some balls! 😛
I don't like the idea of attacking allies and the process to formerly change allegiances may get us a few more enemies (which we may get swamped for ages). Also I am not tired of the current situation yet.
Better to make some new real friends/allies, then keep old boarding overlords/slavers. 😉