[MoFA] news and stuff

Day 2,167, 08:06 • Published in United Kingdom North Macedonia • by Foreign Office


Welcome to another exciting edition of news and stuff
I’ll be your host mwcerberus with my co presenter and sexy assistant count drakula

Now count how many pieces of news do we have today


Alrighty then 3 pieces of news,, it’s all pretty standard but lets keep you guys informed and lets of course, start with eUK news first



righty first we had a little war with Ireland and that is now done, barring the RWs we will surely get from louth every now and again. The final result is eUK keeps Louth, and it’s fruit, and Ireland gets the rest of Ireland

SORTED



Bit of a war with Norway again,, that is finished barring RWs. Final result we get Vestlandet and the Norwegian pop band A-ha, and Norway get nothing soooo good I suppose.

SORTED



Alright count that’s not cool if you can’t behave I won’t let you do the numbers



…………..seriously dude

righty NUMBER 3…

Montenegro Air Striked Albania but failed to land.



Alrighty that raps it up back to searching for cat memes and porn (and really REALLY weird hybrids of the 2)

written by mwcerberus with love from
The MoFA Team
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