[UKGOV] PM - Peace in Our Time...
10 Downing Street
…..yeeaaahhh right.
Greetings UK
First of all I would like to thank you for electing me to my second term as Prime Minister, and to be your tenth PM this year. I have a few things to discuss in this article, particularly some of the Ministry shenanigans that will be going on and the subject of war.
Right, so I’ve been a little busy getting settled into Number 10. I have had to bring in the cleaners even! There were a lot of Beer cans, Wine Bottles, strippers and, most of all, hair to clean out. I can still smell a bit of wet wookie, but we are almost there. But don’t worry, once we got rid of the few drunks left over (I am looking at you Wayne!), we are about back to normal.
After getting invited to form government by HM Woldy I, I was soon on my way to pick up the Ministry keys from Emergy. Unlike last time I was here, they all worked first time! Glorious!
HM was pleased to hear from me
Anyway, lets get onto some serious business shall we? I was looking for ways to torment give work to my Ministers. It was suggested to me by the lovely Mittekemuis that the Ministries compete for quality points against one another with each Ministry being awarded points on a case by case basis.
Ain’t Mitte lovely?
Each Ministry will have access to 250 points per week ending on each Monday.These will be awarded out based on how each Ministry operates, and will be separated into categories. These will be a fun category a recent opinion poll suggests we are not fun enough. Apparently the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is planning to do a ‘wheres Boh’ which I hope gets of the ground, and, importantly, I get to find myself! The other category will be on serious business and doing what they should be doing, as well as doing it with quality and style. Now, the Ministers thought I was joking when I said I would do this...I wasn’t. I will finalise how this all works over the coming days and start awarding points complete with a leaderboard for the public to view. You can even pick a Ministry to back, such as Team MoD! Or Team HA.
Now, onto what you actually care about: War. Well, I was reading these articles about how the people wanted war. I considered granting your request, but, well, as the evil dictator I decided not to.
However, you all have my apple to thank. I was eating it today and I thought ‘damn this is crisp, tasty apple - just the way I like it!’ When it turned to...something indescribable inside. Made my guts wrench and I needed a small nation to thump. So Norway is getting thumped over an apple.
Norway vote being passed
Right-ho, lets discuss our military strategy, this being open government and all. First up we have to let you know that we will most likely not win the first attack on Norway. Or the second. The reason being is that those Vikings have got themselves a rather fancy shield. Like the Belgian one. So we are going to have to break it over a course of battles rather than doing it in one go.
Norway hides behind their impressive shield
This means we are planning that the war will last around 5 campaigns, including their retaliation, before moving into resistance wars. Here is a diagram detailing our master strategy taken from Whitehall.
Red are our attacks, we will probably need three. Read from the top down.
Should it last longer, blame Jamesw. I hope thats all clear as mud, it certainly was for our military buffs Max Blue and Schmidt Bogdan.
Cheers
Bohemond4
56th Prime Minister
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Are you okey bro ?
as you know best thing in your near future will be FP 😃
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Nice.
How one man making a couple of articles and bothering people on IRC can make you invade a country is absolutely ridiculous (regardless of if I agree with him). Grow a spine and pretend for a month Wayne isn't running the country and do it yourself.
Utterly utterly ridiculous… start thinking for your yourself.
I totally agree!
Take a bow son
Boh & Co blast me for hitting Norway = Bad BigAnt, TUP Right!! Hurrah!
Now he attacks Norway...............
ROFL
i think i'll support the MoFA they seem like a solid team
why in the world Norway? It all seems ridiculous, without any sort of information for congress.. or is there something I've missed?
I actually thought about an impeachment..
I'm not in your PM chain : (
and the thought of actually creating one yourself was too extreme?
Norway opens the way to some of the bigger fights, giving us more possibilities for the future, should we be successful.
We are so very frightening haven't you heard?
Congratulations Mr. President!
Off to Norway! Where's my snow camo suit?
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Voted, the people preferred Bo. You won the election so be the best Bo you can damned well be...that said i didn't vote for you so i refuse to acknowledge you as my CP
The ents are going to war!
Damn, and i used up all my missile things believing that we wouldn't be fighting for a while...
Are we going to hold Bergen?
Off to Bully a weak nation like Norway ?
*starts whistling a military ditty*
Should be interesting... perhaps we can offer them our protection once we're over there?
Add them to the Commonwealth, as it were 😉
needs more cyg
You are too easy Boh, far too easy... kinda disappointed in you.
Old News Wayne already released this.
eUK is being welcomed by eNorway:
www.erepublik.com/en/article/ministry-of-public-relations-update-2327147/1/20
Fight to unite!
The welcoming committee has already greeted many of your country men I see. And sadly not much help from TWO we see...
It will come...
It might but TWO will not, seems there are many including your ''allies'' who don't support the CP you elected. I don't know who is more dumb really, him or the people who voted for him. In the mean time enjoy a bottle of Vikingfjord on me! I would say welcome but it seems your having a hard time landing...the Vikingfjord should keep you occupied!
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