Butthurt

Day 1,741, 11:13 • Published in USA USA • by Emerick

Butthurt is a funny word. Urbandictionary.com defines butthurt as:

An inappropriately strong negative emotional response from a perceived personal insult. Characterized by strong feelings of shame. Frequently associated with a cessation of communication and overt hostility towards the "aggressor."
Ex: Evry and Israel Stevens got butthurt when Glove accidentally achieved what they worked on for 2 months.

3 days ago, someone wrote an article about Glove. He was still president at the time and this certain someone believed that he wasn't acting all butthurt just because he's labelled as "the worst president ever, and that 'ever' includes BRADLEY REALA AND UNCLE SAM". The article in question can be found here.

For those of you unaware, Israel Stevens is acting all butthurt and stuff because Glove is all like "whoops, I accidentally created CTRL, sorry guys."

Maybe he's not sorry. I know this isn't what he wanted, but for some reason, all of the game decided that the Federation of United Countries and Kingdoms - United wasn't the greatest idea ever. Why? I have no idea. I think it has something to do with the fact that a majority of them are Edenites, and the rest are idiots. Sorry to use the same description twice in a row, but I like poetic prose.

Anyways, as Glove explained, we didn't really have a lot of good choices. Federation of United Countries and Kingdoms - Unofficial failed, Eden is gay, so is everything else, so whatever. In my opinion, he did the best he could with a game full of lamers.

You know what he didn't explain? There was a unanimous decision to join 4FUN by niggaz in #whitehouse.

What a great man, to fall on his sword to protect others.

OH WAIT, WHAT'S THAT? IS THAT ISRAEL "BUTTHURT BY RYLDE AND GLOVE" STEVENS AGREEING TO THIS PROPOSAL? WHY YES IT IS, WHAT A BUTTHURT HYPOCRITE.

Avruch claimed to not know about the MPP rule, which I'm sure Stevens will also try, but Dish reported it a day earlier, so either they're not paying attention, or they're liars. I don't know why Avruch would lie, he seems too cool to try to cover up his actions, but I don't put it past Stevens at all.

Anyways, ya'll niggaz is impeaching Glove just because he signed us up into an alliance with Hungry and Servia, which is kind of gay. Me, I'd rather not be allied with Eden, and especially Rumania. Over the last few months I've been back, I've seen nothing from Eden other than meddling in our affairs very openly, and basically daring us to do something about it. My view: screw those guys. Screw them hard and fast. And Glove did. Congratulations Glove, even though I know you didn't mean it. Oh well. USWP hates you and always will, because you don't play into their system. I salute you for it, even if I've been rough on you as of late. I apologize for that, and I hope you never change. Next time you need a bro, I'll be there.


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