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20 condom jokes and some congress stuff pfffttt

Day 2,010, 18:02 • Published in United Kingdom

• by mwcerberus

UKPP I am your snake (5), your fish (10) and your tank (17)

Yes every party has one and I’m yours and we all know people like to display their tool (8 )
To reveal their joker (7) to string up their meat (15)

If you want my real reasons you will find them here sandwiched between 2 jokes.

I’m active everyday, I care about the eUK and I’m a cunning plan maker who will put his plan making skills to the benefit of the eUK.

Don’t worry it’s over the seriousness ends here

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